edhend68

[edhend68]

The war

The war

[edhend68]

I HEADCANON THAT YOU WILL HAVE YOUR HEAD BLOWN CLEAN OFF

what does “ed” stand for in your username?

Edward

[edhend68]

I “headcanon” that you will clean my floors until i can see my reflection in them

what does “ed” stand for in your username?

Edward

[edhend68]

what does “ed” stand for in your username?

Edward

[edhend68]

Already got one. Collecting rent. And coins

Rents due

oh no i… i hear it… mr henderson wait -

[edhend68]

💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥

Rents due

oh no i… i hear it… mr henderson wait -

[edhend68]

💥💥💥

Rents due

oh no i… i hear it… mr henderson wait -

[edhend68]

Your lease is up soldier.

ITS TIME TO MOVE OUT

Rents due

oh no i… i hear it… mr henderson wait -

[edhend68]

If Papineau gets in trouble, who are you gonna send to deal with it?

Me. Papineau is the only reliable worker around here and if he starts slacking off you best believe ill roll up behind him with a rifle against his back.

[edhend68]

🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏴‍☠️🇲🇽

These are just flags?

[edhend68]

*ding dong*

💥💥💥

[edhend68]

hey uhm. I kind of grew more heads and they liiike. split off of me and became their own being. Sooo do these guys have to pay rent too oorrrrr...

Yes.

[edhend68]

Mr Henderson do have any clue why your apartment building is full of lesbians? I’m not complaining I just gotta know how you do it cuz my house is very lacking in em.

Not a clue. Good for them though

[edhend68]

i know ur wife is dead and all but if i go back in time could i have her. thanks

NO.

[edhend68]

*knock knock*

(No one's there)

Get ding dong ditched lol

Im blowin your balls straight off next time you ring the doorbell

[edhend68]

dear Mr. Henderson was your wife a bad cuz I need to know ethier or not to be a bit jealous of u

She was incredibly bad. A goddess gracing the earth with her presence.