efaun - late 20's - nc, usa - he/him
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Opening a cafe called "I Want You...." where when you walk in the barista just looks at you like this


And you're not allowed to order
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the haunting of hill house by shirley jackson posits "would you rather live in a haunted house that wants to kill you but with a lesbian who makes you feel like you belong somewhere or go back to your normal cishet life where your family has you sleep on the floor" and obviously the house that wants to kill is winning
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Does magic actually make sex better?
Depends on the person
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sex is actually what hangs from the ceiling whereas gender is what grows upwards from the ground
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So a lot of you really really liked the nitw tarot cards I posted a few days back. So here's the full major arcana! It was for the month of Mae challenge back in 2023.
As well, I did it for my birthday that same year, but got my own tarot card tattoos, especially one of Mae as the hermit!
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be so real with me if I were on total drama island and I fucked up so bad would you vote me off. I'm talking like I fucked up really bad. like unforgivably
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Ed Ruscha (American, b. 1937), The Funneling of You-Know-What, 1985. Acrylic and dry pigment on paper, 102.2 x 152.7 cm.
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Are you high rn?
always blaztid dont get it twiztid im off that syrup with no pancakes
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bothered. unmoisterised. unhappy. out of my lane. unfocused. withering
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When the corporate customer service quiz has this as a question:

And you have to decide if you want to pass the course or be true to your heart.
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