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i just went from following over two hundred blogs to forty four by unfollowing all the inactive accounts. everyone i knew is gone. :(

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Your name is LIL HAL and you were never really meant to exist. But here you are, being your own...

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HEY JOHN NOTICE ANYTHING DIFFERENT?

i notice a lot different. which part are you talking about?

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my fellow prince! soon to be queen.

IF YOU’RE THE PRINCE OF PRANKS, WHAT DOES THAT MAKE ME?

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timeandtunes said: wow holy shit || there he is || mr america

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the prince of pranks has returned!

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We’ve finally got this blog up and running for applications to join the timeline. I’d appreciate if you would read through everything if you are interested, as some things are very important to get through, but I promise it will be a blast and a wonderful community to be with when everything is said and done.

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oh dave.  i will hold you, but i won't hole you 'cause that would probably involve shooting you and that isn't something i'd want to do.

john i think i need a sleeping buddy my imagination just went haywire

hold me

fuck i just typed hole me

omfg

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dave.... i'm going to have nightmares now because of you.

no no its only getting started

when you look in the mirror what you see is not a version of yourself but tiny little gnomes that look like santa

santa gnomes, not-john and do you know what else

theyre watching you judging you because of all of the batteries you ended up throwing away throughout your life when they still had a sliver of power left in them and you know what theyre weeping

weeping little angels of destruction

…

dude this story is starting to scare the fuck out of me

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i think this plot has completely driven itself over the edge, not-dave.

and it also turns out… i never was santa.

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and it also turns out... i never was santa.

hahaha it turns out i never wanted a pony

you evil bastard

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say another word about this and no pony for christmas.

you just crushed all of my santa theories what kind of santa are you dont say it youre one of those figurine creepy santas

arent you

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the usual wish granting standards, i can't kill anyone, can't make people fall in love, can't give something that doesn't exist, the usual. i can still give a giant pony though.

wow thats worth keeping my mouth closed

i guess ill keep all of this hushhush

what are santa standards anyway

i can still get a giant pony right

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if you don't tell i'll make sure you're on the nice list. i'll get you whatever you want for christmas that's achievable by santa standards (eventhoughi'ddothatanyways).

well

i wasnt expecting this i mean sure man i wont tell the kids

personally

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how did you know!? shoot, i thought my secret was safe. if the kids find out i have to put them on the naughty list! you won't tell the kids right??

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