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he’s got everything

fandom: boku no hero academia pairing(s): tododeku, momojirou rating: t chapters: ½

“One day I’m going to kill your dad,” the sea witch says. “One day,” she repeats, and turns around towards her giant, smoking cauldron. She takes one of the strange-looking potions from her nearby shelf and inspects the glass before shrugging and tossing it in. “Alright!” she then shouts, looking absolutely delighted. “So, to give you some grade-A human legs, I’m going to… er. Need something of yours.”

Shouto blinks. “What?”

“Equivalent exchange, really. My magic isn’t for free, unfortunately.” She gives a sheepish smile. “So… like a sense? Walking, seeing, talking—your choice.”

He pauses. “My voice.” When the sea witch only stares at him with a startled, wide-eyed look, he turns his gaze away. “Don’t need it. Words aren’t everything.”

(or: the little mermaid au, with a twist.)

[ch. 1]

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Nah he’s just feelin’ it.

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ME DARLING

whom remember doukyuusei

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1-20

0: Height 5'5"1: Age16 2: Shoe size7.5, 83: Do you smoke?no4: Do you drink?nope5: Do you take drugs?no6: Age you get mistaken for?187: Have any tattoos?nope8: Want any tattoos?yep! Europa on my collar bone :)9: Got any piercings? nope10: Want any piercings?yep! hopefully a whole bunch on my ears11: Best friend?@haikuyus12: Relationship status?single13: Biggest turn ons?humor !!!14: Biggest turn offs?being an asshole15: Favorite movie?shit there's a couple - pride and prejudice, howls moving castle, dead poet society16: I'll love you if...you respect me and tear me apart with your eyes and your mind (boy how tumblr can u get)17: Someone you missmy camp friends18: Most traumatic experiencemy mom dying19: A fact about your personalityi run on tension 20: What I hate most about myselfmy WICKED good looks (im jk) uh? my tendency to overreact

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nosy anons let's go

0: Height

1: Age

2: Shoe size

3: Do you smoke?

4: Do you drink?

5: Do you take drugs?

6: Age you get mistaken for

7: Have tattoos?

8: Want any tattoos?

9: Got any piercings?

10: Want any piercings?

11: Best friend?

12: Relationship status

13: Biggest turn ons

14: Biggest turn offs

15: Favorite movie

16: I’ll love you if...

17: Someone you miss

18: Most traumatic experience

19: A fact about your personality

20: What I hate most about myself

21: What I love most about myself

22: What I want to be when I get older

23: My relationship with my sibling(s)

24: My relationship with my parent(s)

25: My idea of a perfect date

26: My biggest pet peeves

27: A description of the girl/boy I like

28: A description of the person I dislike the most

29: A reason I’ve lied to a friend

30: What I hate the most about work/school

31: What my last text message says

32: What words upset me the most

33: What words make me feel the best about myself

34: What I find attractive in women

35: What I find attractive in men

36: Where I would like to live

37: One of my insecurities

38: My childhood career choice

39: My favorite ice cream flavor

40: Who I wish I could be

41: Where I want to be right now

42: The last thing I ate

43: Sexiest person that comes to my mind immediately

44: A random fact about anything

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i got  #40E0D0  (a saturated turquoise) on this html color test

if ur lgbt take this test and tag what color u get

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sneezing is so good its almost sexual

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let me just wheeze up the old computer give me a moment

did u know that u are AMAZING ok bye bye

COEM BACK I MISS YO,U

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yesterday i found a potato on the ground and i thought u should know that that's what I've been up to

did u know that u are AMAZING ok bye bye

COEM BACK I MISS YO,U

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i am a limited edition hannah

did u know that u are AMAZING ok bye bye

COEM BACK I MISS YO,U

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im a day late but

🌺 Im Pan 🌺

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when the season’s grain yield is good and your family can afford a loaf of bread this week

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-KICKS IN DOOR- HEY DO YOU WANNA LISTEN TO TCHAIKOVSKY

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“Though my soul may set in darkness, it will rise in perfect light; I have loved the stars too fondly to be fearful of the night”.

–Sarah Williams

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my completely inaccurate analyzation of engineers

Chemical Engineers: we gotta make some of that good medicine because the people of earth are WEAK

Environmental Engineers: shit man the earth is dying and people don't even know what an ice cap is

Civil Engineers: lets stick some cement on this blueprint

Electrical Engineers: when i was a child i saw a lightbulb and decided to build the entire planet out of wires

Mechanical Engineers: i love elevators because i built them all

Computer Engineers: sometimes i think i was born as a circuit board

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soft bokuaka cuddles for @youkaigin 🌷 (twitter)

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“Janet’s Foss / River” by  Manadh