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their new outfits are sooo wedding-coded

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everyone says they like weird girls until weird girls act like a weird girl

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bottoms when

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Parents be like that’s my emotional support eldest daughter

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and i know people mean well when they give employment advice but god damn some of them its like "did you try submitting your resume to a place that is hiring" fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck no kidding. shit. ive just been printing them out and eating them. yeah thanks i'll try that

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slimegirl who notices you stealing glances at her bulge so she keeps making it bigger when youre not looking

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If you’re out here name dropping fics and slandering them I hope AO3 crashes on your cellular device daily ❤️

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i’m a gold star bisexual. i’ve fucked everybody

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this girl at uni was dressed sooo gay and then i found out she's just straight with a lesbian mom. dykebaiting is not a victimless crime 😔

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she yearns for the tub water. disgusting.

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if you're pure of heart, you unlock a special way to have sex that's just hitting someone hard enough to make them cry

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“Normal” test results are not the relief people think they are. When you wake up in pain and continue to be in pain for hours every day and your tests come back normal you don’t stop being in pain.

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If I ask nicely who will rb this telling me what is the last song u listened to 🥺

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Kinda crazy how incest kink is everywhere in and out of the queer community and the only time anyone gets shit for it is if she’s transfem

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Reblog to have the confidence to talk about your interests with the people who care about you rather than simply not talking for fear of weirding them out and driving yourself further into isolation