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…Walder the White… or whatever idk I never read Lotr

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Football 🐓 dont 🐓 be  🐓scraed 23

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I really think that people who dislike the collector and think that he is truly evil just..... do not understand children or child development even a little bit......

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someone is on my blog on their wii that is dedication right there

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i deserve to have a tail

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me, reaching into my dresser drawer for black pants: I hope this isn’t the pair with big holes worn in the inner thighs

Marie Kondo, gently over my shoulder: why is a pair of pants you find unwearable still in your dresser drawer

me: oh shit that’s right!! The dresser is for clothes that under some circumstance I might conceivably wear!!

Marie Kondo, beaming proudly: Yes, that’s correct!! These pants must have been your favorites. How wonderful that they were so comfortable and practical that you wore them out. But now since they no longer function as pants, you should move them from the drawer where you keep your functioning pants!

me: Yes thanks I got it they’re in the fabric basket now

Marie Kondo, fading back into the darkness: I love what you’ve done with the kitchen!!

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pictured: nerd to nerd friendship

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Fuck you *ungarlics your bread*

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No offense but where are the male porn bots

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my most recent strategy for dealing with executive dysfunction is that when I catch myself lying in bed thinking “I want to be doing the productive thing, but for some reason I’m still just lying here, wtf is wrong with me” I start mentally screaming until I get up. 

I don’t mean screaming AT myself, I just mean screaming. Like, a battle cry, or a tantruming baby. The goal is to fill up my brain with “AAAAAAAAAAA” until I am vertical. I can’t articulate WHY it works, but so far it’s working for me!

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hey don't cry. 7,401 species of frog in the world, ok?

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YES CAPES!

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