eileennatural
eileennatural
bourgeoise dead girl
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alayna, 24, she/they. media enthusiast
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eileennatural 37 minutes ago
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eileennatural 3 hours ago
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eileennatural 6 hours ago
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they call me the bad music liker. for reasons that are unclear
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eileennatural 16 hours ago
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eileennatural 16 hours ago
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i have to spend like 2 hours in the car with my boss tomorrow. and we'll probably get lunch too...
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eileennatural 17 hours ago
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eileennatural 17 hours ago
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"chatgpt encouraged me to cut my own wrists" is killing me thank you the atlantic. what could you have even possibly said to prompt that response
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eileennatural 17 hours ago
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hands you a flashbang with the pin removed. hold this for me, okay?
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eileennatural 18 hours ago
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eileennatural 22 hours ago
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whichever ad exec at Geico came up with the phrasing "up to 15% or more" needs some kind of award for concocting one of the most meaningless strings of words in the English language. all it guarantees is that the number is either lower or higher than 15%, inclusive. up to 15%... or more. a bladeless knife with no handle.
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eileennatural 22 hours ago
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on a webinar abt repurposing closed-down churches for economic development purposes but kinda getting sad. i dont wanna think abt my church possibly closing down in the next few years :( i mean not sad enough to start attending services but still
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eileennatural 1 day ago
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eileennatural 1 day ago
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You have to admit it's funny
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eileennatural 1 day ago
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What's wrong?
everything bitch don鈥檛 act stupid
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eileennatural 2 days ago
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Every writer is gay
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eileennatural 2 days ago
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ik given the economy and everything i should probably stay with my parents at least a whole longer to build up some decent savings. but fuckkk i need to move out
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eileennatural 2 days ago
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i wake up an hour before i need to in the mornings just so i can cherish the feeling of spending an extra hour in bed, consciously choosing to do nothing
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