alayna, 24, she/they. media enthusiast
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they call me the bad music liker. for reasons that are unclear
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i have to spend like 2 hours in the car with my boss tomorrow. and we'll probably get lunch too...
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"chatgpt encouraged me to cut my own wrists" is killing me thank you the atlantic. what could you have even possibly said to prompt that response
#its fine to joke abt this i can reclaim it or whatever#you know back in my day we needed other mentally ill teenagers or alternatively weird adult men online to do this for us.#ai is trying to steal their jobs...
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hands you a flashbang with the pin removed. hold this for me, okay?
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whichever ad exec at Geico came up with the phrasing "up to 15% or more" needs some kind of award for concocting one of the most meaningless strings of words in the English language. all it guarantees is that the number is either lower or higher than 15%, inclusive. up to 15%... or more. a bladeless knife with no handle.
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on a webinar abt repurposing closed-down churches for economic development purposes but kinda getting sad. i dont wanna think abt my church possibly closing down in the next few years :( i mean not sad enough to start attending services but still
#its fine my parents donate a stupid amount of money to that church considering that we attend maybe three times a year lol#but theyre very invested in the continued existence of woke christianity haha#plus they do a lot of commubity service i guess
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What's wrong?
everything bitch don鈥檛 act stupid
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ik given the economy and everything i should probably stay with my parents at least a whole longer to build up some decent savings. but fuckkk i need to move out
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i wake up an hour before i need to in the mornings just so i can cherish the feeling of spending an extra hour in bed, consciously choosing to do nothing
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