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༘⋆｡ platonic bonds & dynamics starters.

best friends.

you said you'd always be there. i'm holding you to that.

i'm not leaving you alone with your thoughts!

nobody gets to call you that but me.

do i need to fight someone for you?

we're not just friends. you're my family.

i'm already on my way.

if i die, promise you'll erase my search history.

we should not be allowed unsupervised in public.

combined, we're one whole functioning adult!

i've helped you lie to your parents, friends, & your boss... what's one more?

ex-friends.

i wanted to call you. every time something happened.

how did you just stop caring?

you can't pretend we weren't close.

i miss you. i'm not sorry.

i don't think i can forgive you.

i miss hating the same people together.

do your new friends know the version of you i knew?

you ghosted me. but sure! let's pretend it was mutual!

i still know your favorite song.

i didn't just lose my friend, i lost an entire chapter of my life.

rivals.

this isn't personal. you're just in my way.

why are you so obsessed with beating me?

you think you're better than me? prove it.

you talk a lot for someone who's always second place.

did you rehearse that comeback in the mirror?

do you ever stop talking?

one day, i'm going to beat you.

i don't like you. that doesn't mean i don't respect you.

i didn't come to play fair, i came to win.

you think i'm threatened by you? no, you just motivate me to be better.

roommates.

i swear i didn't eat your leftovers! well, not ALL of them.

i heard everything. these walls are thin.

can you PLEASE clean up after yourself?

wanna watch a movie? i'm making popcorn!

you know we're not friends, right? we just live together.

i think i know your schedule better than mine at this point.

you talk in your sleep.

you can't just adopt a pet without talking to me first!

i'm going to start charging your dates rent.

if we can survive living together, we can survive anything.

if your [ family member ] drops by unannounced one more time...

academic partners.

you forgot the project deadline. again.

this was supposed to be a group effort!

i think we would've crashed and burned without you.

you brought snacks to study group? okay, i think i like you.

we're not friends. stop telling me about your personal life.

you're actually kind of smart, you know?

i'll be the brains, you do the presentation.

we agreed no emotional breakdowns during mid-terms!

i cannot believe i'm depending on you to pass this class.

i need a break so i can scream into my textbook...

do you try to make friends with EVERY person in group projects?

siblings.

you're not my [ mom / dad / parent ]! don't tell me how to live.

i'm allowed to make fun of you. nobody else is.

i know you better than anyone else ever will.

stop trying to fix me!

something bad happened. can i come home?

you're still the favorite, even now.

still trying to live in my shadow, huh?

i'm not jealous of you!

we survived that house, that's gotta count for something.

remember how we used to talk about running away?