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you've heard of "quiet quitting," now I'd like to introduce you to the next level, The French Work Ethic:

Do exactly what you're paid for and nothing more

Absolutely refuse to be available to contact when you're off the clock

Never prioritize work over your own health, wellbeing, or family because that would be insane, it's just a job.

Have a little glass of wine

Take as long as you feel like for lunch

Deeply understand that work doesn't matter

Make sure your boss knows they're always your second priority ❤️

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This too shall pass but like holy fuck

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I would rather kms than play audio from my phone in public without headphones and I don’t understand how others don’t feel the same

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It's dishonest work and it's a lot. And nobody needs to do it

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i have to PRETEND i have to DAYDREAM or i will KILL MYSELF

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btw every time i say 'oaaough' or some variation of that i am trying to convey this emotion

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distraction save me distraction save me distraction save me distraction save me distraction save me distraction save me distraction save me distraction save me distraction save me distraction save me distraction save me distraction save m

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life is so much better when you have a work of fiction to obsess over

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Elden Ring: Shadow of the Erdtree - Base Serpent Messmer

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I think so many problems online can be solved by either going "damn, not my problem" or simply sending a screenshot to a group chat

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Enough... I have endured more than enough... I ask you forgive me, dearest Nanaya...

MIDRA, LORD OF FRENZIED FLAME Elden Ring: Shadow of the Erdtree (2024) dev. FromSoftware

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Reblog this if it’s okay to DM you and shoot the friendship shot.

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they should invent a place where i belong

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Elden Ring: Shadow of the Erdtree » scenery 23/?

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i think they should allow everyone in the world to vote in american elections