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6 - Going In

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5 - What's the meaning of life...

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4 - I wish I could eat thee

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3 - Cure for the common hangover

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2 - Going Places

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1 - Tomorrow night will be an amazing night for the hammers and strings of the world...

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Its hard to tell your mind to stop loving someone, when your heart still does...

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Deep, deep inside of your heart There is a weight that still needs to be lifted Cover it up, but the pain never stops Sometimes I wish that you'd just listen Deep, deep inside of yourself There is a soul starving for some affection Been waiting for years and the time passes by All you ever wanted was to fit in So I wrote you this song I hope that you like it Cause you light up my life And I know you can fight this You're the most beautiful girl in the world And I wanted you to know Constantly waiting for life Starving for love to surround it If you only looked right by your side You'd find that it never had left you You've lived through so much and seen so many things Through your eyes and I wish you could just see If it were up to me I would construct a key to your heart And finally set you free So I wrote you this song I hope that you like it 'Cause you light up my life And I know you can fight this You're the most beautiful girl in the world And I wanted you to know You can call me You've got no reason to hide You're so lovely Built with a beautiful mind Wait for your time, it will come (you can call me) And you will realize just how special you are (you've got no reason to hide) There's not enough hate in the world (you're so lovely) To bring you down (built with a beautiful mind) Built with a beautiful mind (built with a beautiful mind) So I wrote you this song I hope that you like it 'Cause you light up my life And I know you can fight this You're the most beautiful girl in the world And I wanted you to know

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I want to impact the world, but can't do it alone....

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9 By Shane Acker - Short Film & Teaser

It's been a while since I hit the tumblr, I've been busy over on Code 2 Ave

But I think this shit is epic... I saw the Short Film awhile back and JUST realized that they are making a full length feature... Here is the short film...

Here is the teaser for the film... Tim Burton is producing it:

over & out

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My new office for code2ave.wordpress.com

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Bring Your Own TP

So here it is, the official unvieling of the greatest clash of creative minds...

http://code2ave.wordpress.com/

Me, Royal, and Jonny D are up on it right now, but this shit is gonna take over the internets, HANDS DOWN!

I will still be updating here so dont worry!

-El Capitán

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Shaq + Jabbawockeez = Shaqawockeez @ 2009 NBA All-Star Game

Did He Really Just Do This?

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Sweatpants, hair tied, chilling with no make-up on; That’s when you’re the prettiest, I hope that you don’t take it wrong

- Best I Ever Had

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Your butt goes in a rage, as you read this sick webpage...

So this is probably going to be the longest post known to man kind... Why? Well, the other day I was reminded by TheKatie of something I didn't partake in since probably the 3rd grade: The Diarrhea Song... Don't know what I'm talking about? Observe:

So without further ado, here is my go at it!

when you're rolling' like a tire, cuz your intestines are on fire, diarrhea, diarrhea when the feeling's not that nice, and you have to flush it twice, diarrhea, diarrhea when you're on the seat for hours, and it doesn't smell like flowers, diarrhea, diarrhea when your stomach starts a rollin', and you're cleaning out your colon, diarrhea, diarrhea toilet paper you need to gather, cuz your butt worked up a lather, diarrhea, diarrhea you think you're feeling better, but you keep on getting wetter, diarrhea, diarrhea if you think your friends are jokin', but your pants are brown and soakin', diarrhea, diarrhea it's hard to make a rhyme, when you're crapping all the time, diarrhea, diarrhea you are the nervous groom, and you make a fecal bloom, diarrhea, diarrhea you smell just like a hog, as you make some liquid log, diarrhea, diarrhea you don't feel like a winner, when your butt blows out your dinner, diarrhea, diarrhea you really want to shout, as it keeps on gushing out, diarrhea, diarrhea you're sitting on the pot, cuz it's coming out a lot, diarrhea, diarrhea it's sounds just like a horn, as your butt pops out some corn, diarrhea, diarrhea you're there in the huddle, and you're standing in a puddle, diarrhea, diarrhea you just made a tackle, and it splattered out like spackle, diarrhea, diarrhea you're going out for a pass, and it blows right out your ass, diarrhea, diarrhea it's really flowing loose, like it's running through a goose, diarrhea, diarrhea when you're shopping at the store, and it's dripping on the floor, diarrhea, diarrhea you're acting like a fool, and your pants fill up with stool, diarrhea, diarrhea you really want to play, but your butt begins to spray, diarrhea, diarrhea you know you're having trouble, when your butt begins to bubble, diarrhea, diarrhea that's the way it goes, when your butt thinks it's a hose, diarrhea, diarrhea if you're feeling kinda funky, cuz your butt is kinda skunky, diarrhea, diarrhea if you think you hear it raining, perhaps your butt is draining, diarrhea, diarrhea

Holy Shite that was fun! I'm gonna have to do this like once a month, cause I'm tired of doing it now!

But I will leave you with this! A classic in the world of Diarrhea:

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The Internets are about to get shitted on… Details soon!