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Figured I’d need a list of places so I grabbed a notebook and zoomed in on England

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if I had a nickel for every AJ character who had something to do with a chair I’d have a whole lot of nickels

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Tom splatting to the floor takes me out every time he does it

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This game is the only time I've seen a full audience applaud a man for *checks notes* sitting on a chair properly.

(Edit: I feel like it's important to note that this happens a full three times throughout a not quite 6 minute video.)

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AJ’s ongoing battle with chairs continues to be an inspiration to us all

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The face of a man who was not sat like this a split second ago (correct, Luke)

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SFTH Chaotic Highlights (Chair Time Warp)

I will be getting back to these posts because they’re very fun, but the next longform one out will be Sorry About My Nan because I have a lot to say there

So this is what the Chair-J saga has been culminating towards all these years-

"You might wanna sit down for this" *misses chair* *misses chair* *tips chair over* *misses chair*

AJ missed the first time and was like 'well I guess this is the plot now'

"Oh fuck.." The sound of regret upon AJ realizing what terrible situation he's put himself into (terrible situation being an indeterminate number of squats)

I love the the second option consists of the doctor/psychiatrist physically forcing him down onto a chair, yet it still doesn't work

I'd love for someone to make a compilation of AJ's 'do it' moments because theres quite a few of them

Love the variety of interpretations for 'take a seat'. AJ and Sam just put their weight on the chair in a strange way, Luke flips the chair and sits between the legs, and ofc Tom collapses off of the stage

"Son" "God??" favorite trope

Luke snatching the opportunity to be the mom who died in a mysterious chair accident

The absolute CONFUSION on Luke's face as he struggles to remember how the fuck he sat in his chair before

Luke's slightly delayed laughter being immediately punished like the butler in Priscilla's Final Petal

SFTH, the only group that can get an applause just from sitting down correctly

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Also love the immediate “This is a safe space!” -> “You look like a fucking idiot.”

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Finally able to watch it. The Aj & chair saga continues?!?!

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To anyone making a Clamanda playlist: you need to go listen to Xana (no actual pressure, obviously).

Seriously, though; she has so many sapphic pining songs that are very Amanda-coded. Specifically, I’m thinking of “i did this all for you!”, “The Kicker”, “Alibi”, and “My Therapist Told Me”, but to a lesser extent “Kitchen Light”, “the blue room interlude”, and “12 missed calls”.

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Clarissa's DIY Wedding as a textpost

(I originally wanted to do more but ran out of ideas)

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FUCK YEAH. GUESS WHO FOUND THEIR OLD NOTES

Giving myself a big project.

Pros: it’ll make my friend happy

Cons: it’s a 150k fic that I haven’t started writing yet

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Giving myself a big project.

Pros: it’ll make my friend happy

Cons: it’s a 150k fic that I haven’t started writing yet

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"I'm straight" Wrong! Using my faggot powers to gay-ify you 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈👨‍❤️‍👨👨‍❤️‍👨👨‍❤️‍👨👨‍❤️‍👨🏳️‍🌈👨‍❤️‍👨👨‍❤️‍👨👨‍❤️‍👨👨‍❤️‍👨👨‍❤️‍👨👨‍❤️‍👨👨‍❤️‍👨🏳️‍🌈👨‍❤️‍👨

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"I’m the fucking- the hea- the king of this Police of Scotland! That’s what it’s called, head king!"

– AJ, The Midnight Mystery

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not to be dramatic but I’d die for Jeffery

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Gender crisis so bad and confusing I’m making a spreadsheet