eldritchshapeshifter

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See this, this is what I like about TikTok. Little moments like this

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you need to understand that i have two sets of headcanons. there's the set of realistic headcanons based on my genuine reading of the show, and then there's me playing pretend with my dolls.

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Hey students, here’s a pro tip: do not write an email to your prof while you’re seriously sick.

Signed, a person who somehow came up with “dear hello, I am sick and not sure if I’ll be alive to come tomorrow and I’m sorry, best slutantions, [name]”.

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gay people can never flirt normally its always 'i killed ten thousand versions of you and your forgiveness is God to me and i would be happy to live in your ribs until the end of time' and 'i wish i could have comforted you as you killed the thousand versions of me, i wish we would never be separated' like ok

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This is legitimately one of my fav quotes from him

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Magnus Archives fans? Elmushterri? More like Elias Bouchard….. Anyway Vast is the best entity tell me I’m wrong.

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best typo ive ever made i think

reblog if you feep stupid

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Old dude came in the shop and when I said "lemme know if you have any questions" he goes "what was the name of Alexander the Great's horse," thinking he was so funny. I told him Bucephalus, and he was so disappointed. Like his whole day was hanging on beating me at trivia. He says "you're only the second person who knew that" and I said "well, probably the third if you count Alexander the Great." He left without buying anything, and did not say goodbye. I think I honestly hurt his weird little feelings! Sorry I'm a bitch, old man!

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Ceaseless watcher turn your gaze upon this fuckin thing

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does anyone want to do thisbwith me

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i love trying to rationalize bigB because sometimes there is an explanation, it's just the most confusing moral compass ever. "why did bigB form an allyship with the villies" well you see with the other rejects close to being eliminated, bigB felt that they were no longer a good longterm commitment and wanted another team to fall back on. gem actually offered allyship to him earlier in the season. "why did bigB just arbitrarily lie to grian then" well you see bigB only promised the rejects that he wouldn't lie to them and grian is not a reject. "but he's trying to build trust with him??" yeah i mean bigB also lies to the rejects sometimes so like. you can't trust him to not do that. that'd be silly.

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Asked and answered

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i mean this so seriously if you have any sort of creative project you can and should be a little obsessed with it. you should reread your own writing and look at your own art and brag about your ocs its literally good for your health

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Some of you are using pov (point of view) when you mean to say mfw (my face when). Get the word out