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“you’re like a son to me”
“dad, i am your son”
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dont joke about murder i was murdered once and it offends me
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Holding hands with ferns.
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starry night
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— Erica Jong, from Lullaby for a Dybbuk
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My girlfriend: *studiously doing her accounting homework, listening to instrumental music, very focused*
Me: *upside down in my desk chair* do you think stars have feelings
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how is “””pretty boy””” supposed to be an insult i’m the prettiest goddamn boy in town
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Fujica GW690
Kodak Portra 160
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“Is summoning a Demon a Tragic Flaw?”
“No...?”
“is being a Demon a Tragic Flaw?”
- Me, about a question where we had to describe the Tragic Flaw from a show or story we liked.
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I get tired from sleeping
- Student
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me: *points to space* !!!!!!
friend: ????
me: *points to space more violently* !!!!!!!!!
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Church // Fall Out Boy
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why would i fuck a demon? simple, the status. imagine rolling up into hell already havin had ur back blown out by one of their own. imagine you and a gang of other losers standin at the gates of hell, they’re all crying, scared to death about having a pitchfork up their ass for eternity and you just walk into the arms of your sugar demon? legendary.
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Raising the dead is not a healthy coping mechanism
Source
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hey. what would a ghost call their partner when they get engaged
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