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the thingy sitting

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Video game about a blue child entering a dark fantastical parallel version of reality beginning with the protagonist falling into a magic hole in a closet

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originally this was just the drawing of asgore but a friend suggested i redraw the whole thing

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Every single time someone mentions police role-playing in a sexual context I think of this tinder interaction and I instantly become absolutely stricken with laughter

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blue screen girl pinup

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I just thought of a new e-sport kitten it's called "Let's Help Mommy With the Vacuuming Because She Has a Migraine" and right now your elo is TANKING

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a single dry cough

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This comment on the train robbery post with 90k notes is killing me

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bad luck brian shit happening to guga lately

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skonging until tomorrow.

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the secret to organising any kind of trip with your friends is to become the benevolent dictator. do NOT wait for everyone to provide a consensus on things before you book anything. do it and then ask for feedback after. do not ask people what they would like to do just tell them what is happening and let them all nod along like the sheep they are. this is the ONLY way to coordinate a group of adults in their 20s/30s

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those ads for ai integration on phones are so funny bc it seems like they cant. come up with that many use cases that arent already on a phone? "ask gemini to give you recipes when youre cooking!" "use our AI assistant to find the perfect gift for your girlfriend" yeah or i could just like. google it. you've spent millions on a slightly fancier version of an alexa. good job man.

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w a s d 

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always thinking about this