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Everyone needs a place to store their little treasures! This little wood pillbox measures approx 2.25" across, by 1.5" high (with lid), and has a cork bottom.

Dragonfly in teal, purple and silver. $20

2.25" ROUND BOX-DRAGONFLY PURPLE | Elemental Dots

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DIARY OF A SNOW SHOVELER:

Moved to North Dakota this fall. We heard that summers are fun and winter is beautiful. We think there is no more beautiful a place in the whole world!

December 8 - 6:00 PM It started to snow. The first snow of the season and the wife and I took our cocktails and sat for hours by the window watching the huge soft flakes drift down from heaven. It looked like a Grandma Moses print. So romantic, we felt like newlyweds again. I love snow!

December 9 - We woke to a beautiful blanket of crystal white snow covering every inch of the landscape. What a fantastic sight! Can there be a more lovely place in the whole world? Moving here was the best idea I've ever had! Shoveled for the first time in years and felt like a boy again. I did both our driveway and the sidewalks.

This afternoon the snowplow came along and covered up the sidewalks and closed in the driveway, so I got to shovel again. What a perfect life!

December 12 - The sun has melted all our lovely snow. Such a disappointment! My neighbor tells me not to worry- we'll definitely have a white Christmas. No snow on Christmas would be awful! Bob says we'll have so much snow by the end of winter, that I'll never want to see snow again. I don't think that's possible. Bob is such a nice man, I'm glad he's our neighbor.

December 14 - Snow, lovely snow! 8 inches last night. The temperature dropped to -20. The cold makes everything sparkle so. The wind took my breath away, but I warmed up by shoveling the driveway and sidewalks. This is the life! The snowplow came back this afternoon and buried everything again. I didn't realize I would have to do quite this much shoveling, but I'll certainly get back in shape this way. I wish I wouldn't huff and puff so.

December 15 - 20 inches forecast. Sold my van and bought a 4x4 Blazer. Bought snow tires for the wife's car and 2 extra shovels. Stocked the freezer. The wife wants a wood stove in case the electricity goes out. I think that's silly. We aren't in Alaska, after all.

December 16 - Ice storm this morning. Fell on my ass on the ice in the driveway putting down salt. Hurt like hell. The wife laughed for an hour, which I think was very cruel.

December 17 - Still way below freezing. Roads are too icy to go anywhere. Electricity was off for 5 hours. I had to pile the blankets on to stay warm. Nothing to do but stare at the wife and try not to irritate her. Guess I should've bought a wood stove, but won't admit it to her. God! I hate it when she's right. I can't believe I'm freezing to death in my own living room.

December 20 - Electricity's back on, but had another 14 inches of the damn stuff last night. More shoveling! Took all day. The damn snowplow came by twice. Tried to find a neighbor kid to shovel, but. they said they're too busy playing hockey. I think they're lying. Called the only hardware store around to see about buying a snow blower and they're out. Might have another shipment in March. I think they're lying. Bob says I have to shovel or the city will have it done and bill me. I think he's lying.

December 22 - Bob was right about a white Christmas because 13 more inches of the white shit fell today, and it's so cold, it probably won't melt till August. Took me 45 minutes to get all dressed up to go out to shovel and then I had to piss. By the time I got undressed, pissed and dressed again, I was too tired to shovel. Tried to hire Bob-who has a plow on his truck-for the rest of the winter, but he says he's too busy. I think the asshole is lying.

December 23 - Only 2 inches of snow today. And it warmed up to 0. The wife wanted me to decorate the front of the house this morning. What is she, nuts?!! Why didn't she tell me to do that a month ago. She says she did but I think she's lying.

December 24 - 6 inches - Snow packed so hard by snowplow, l broke the shovel. Thought I was having a heart attack. If I ever catch the son of a bitch who drives that snow plow, I'll drag him through the snow by his balls and beat him to death with my broken shovel. I know he hides around the corner and waits for me to finish shoveling, and then he comes down the street...at a 100 miles an hour and throws snow all over where I've just been! Tonight the wife wanted me to sing Christmas carols with her and open our presents...but I was too busy watching for the damn snowplow.

December 25 - Merry f---ing Christmas! 20 more inches of the damn slop tonight - snowed in. The idea of shoveling makes my blood boil. God, I hate the snow! Then the snowplow driver came by asking for a donation and I hit him over the head with my shovel. The wife says I have a bad attitude. I think she's a fricking idiot. If I have to watch "It's A Wonderful Life" one more time, I'm going to feed her through a chipper shredder.

December 26 - Still snowed in. Why the hell did I ever move here? It was all HER idea. She's really getting on my nerves.

December 27 - Temperature dropped to -30 and the pipes froze; plumber came after 14 hours of waiting for him, he only charged me $4,400 to replace all my pipes.

December 28 - Warmed up to above -20. Still snowed in. The BITCH is driving me crazy!!!

December 29 - 10 more inches. Bob says I have to shovel the roof or it could cave in. That's the silliest thing I ever heard. How dumb does he think I am?

December 30 - Roof caved in. I beat up the snow plow driver, and now he is suing me for a million dollars, not only for the beating I gave him, but also for trying to shove the broken snow shovel up his ass. The wife went home to her mother. Nine more inches predicted.

December 31 - I set fire to what's left of the house. No more shoveling.

January 8 - Feel so good. I just love those little white pills they keep giving me. Why am I tied to the bed ???

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Triple moon design painted on a 4" round ceramic trinket dish in gray, black and silver, and accented with rainbow colors.

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New! Ornaments!

Each single-sided ornament measures 3" round, and is finished with a resin coating for durability, and has an 1/8" ribbon for hanging. Rear sides are painted in glitter and resin.

These ornament an many other fun items can be found at Chimes and Charms at the Pennsylvania Renaissance faire Yuletide festival, beginning November 24th, and running for 3 consecutive weekends.

For information on the festival, check out:

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Mug Toppers WIPs These toppers and many more like them will be available at the Chimes & Charms by AMB-Studios LLC booth at this year's upcoming shows. Check their page for schedules and updates. You can also order your own custom topper and many other fun items directly from me. Email me at elementaldots@gmail.com for details. �� https://www.instagram.com/p/CpDnAmLun2s/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

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Mug Topper Bones! Let the assembly begin! https://www.instagram.com/p/Co2s66lusf4/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

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Day 2 is under way!me on out to the @holidayspiritualbazaar at the @leesportmarket. Here until 5 pm today! (at Leesport Farmers Market) https://www.instagram.com/p/CmCJCkhrjda/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

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All set up and ready to go! We're here 10-5 both days! @holidayspiritualbazaar (at Leesport Farmers Market) https://www.instagram.com/p/Cl_fUHSL2ez/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

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Just a few of the newish items I have this weekend at @elementaldots. Day 2 of weekend 2 of the Holiday Forty Elephants market is underway. Come on out and say hi! (at DoubleTree Resort Lancaster) https://www.instagram.com/p/CleEQqKLBt5/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

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Week #2! All set up and ready to go at the Doubletree Resort in Lancaster, PA. Come on out for Small Business Saturday and support small businesses and local vendors! Hope to see you all soon! 💜🎄🎉🎁 (at DoubleTree Resort Lancaster) https://www.instagram.com/p/Clbb1FbrLx2/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

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Day 2 of Forty Elephants is here! Come on out and say hi from 10-4 today! And if you can't make it out today, I'll be here next weekend as well, 10am to 4pm both days. Hope to see you here! (at DoubleTree Resort Lancaster) https://www.instagram.com/p/ClL-E5Qr6_n/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

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All set up and ready to go! Join us today and tomorrow, and next weekend as well, 10am to 4pm, At the Doubletree in Lancaster! So many wonderful things to see, and some great guys census as well. Looking forward to seeing you all! (at DoubleTree Resort Lancaster) https://www.instagram.com/p/ClJYU8VLg4Q/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

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Only 4 days away! Come on out and see me, and tons of other wonderful vendors at the Double Tree Resort this coming Saturday and Sunday, 10-4 each day. FREE ADMISSION! Lots of great food vendors! Hope to see you there!!! (at DoubleTree Resort Lancaster) https://www.instagram.com/p/Ck_FY_fOivI/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

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One week! Come on out to the first of two wonderful weekends where you can see me and so many other wonderful vendors! https://www.instagram.com/p/Ck4EmL0vurx/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

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Remember that sometimes not getting what you want is a wonderful stroke of luck.

— Dalai Lama