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obsessed with this

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Important

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#how is this the same mf 😭

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tony hawk’s curse strikes again

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Microsoft tries to resurrect Clippy using dangerous digital magic.

They have given rise to...

DARK CLIPPY.

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pour one out

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Shark dragons. Please consider this idea, I created a tumblr just to ask you this

MAN YOU SURE DID HUH…… OH BOY how about

bonus sharks…………

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In college we went to Shabbos dinner at the local Chabad house a lot and they’d renovated their garage into a big dining room where we’d eat. One night their 18 month old baby got into the kitchen and locked the door, effectively locking everyone else out of the house. It then became a game of “How quickly can we break into our own home without breaking any shabbos rules before the baby learns how to open drawers”. The baby was also their most mischievous child and the real danger was less her hurting herself and more that she loved opening and dumping bottles of grape juice and there were so many for her to get her hands on in the kitchen.

Eventually a hockey player tossed their 12 year old on the roof and he wiggled through an open second story window. It was the most fun shabbos dinner I’ve had to date

the chaotic energy of this anecdote is off the charts

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Bad joke time

It can be frustrating when people confuse “aromantic” with “aromatic”, but hey, you know what they say: Aros, by any other name, would smell as sweet.

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General Kenobi by Dakota Randall

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EVISCERATED

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Ordered Sunny and Moony by @author_melissanackovski @melissanackovski #soexcited #cantwait #sunnyandmoony https://www.instagram.com/p/CFbfbgQF_9H/?igshid=q5uepvnjdqpx

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The mask says it all. #futurama #farnsworth #mask #idontwanttoliveonthisplanetanymore https://www.instagram.com/p/CFL9Nm6lKJY/?igshid=1e03ss0f19t70

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Alien: alright gotta be smooth gotta be subtle and just slowly move the conversation towards me getting a meeting with the earth government it’s how it’s gotta go down Alien, to human: “Take me to your leader” Alien: nailed it