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no one remembers moana 2 or the songs from moana 2.

which is a shame.

because no one remembers the end of the villain song where the same two bars vamp on a loop five times in a row behind the dialogue. it's so awesome.

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do you think she's carrying high?

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do you think she's carrying high?

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working on new music.

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i would like to sing you the ballad of pregnart dujour my legacy challenge sim who i am playing with. i personally believe she just escaped a kimmy schmidt cult and is starting her life as a social media influencer. short lifespans are turned on. she has to make the most of her time on earth.

luckily, the first man she met on tinder was santa claus.

she took santa claus to spain on their second date where they walked down the aisle for fun a couple of dozen times.

and then she proposed in the bathroom after she was already pregnant.

she used his fortune to buy a museum and renovate it into her beautiful beige and white and glass box.

she just gave birth to their daughter staunchness dujour who unfortunately was born on a dark ley line and is, probably? a vampire?

and her wedding is tomorrow. i was hoping she would go into labor on her wedding day but i got the timing wrong.

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if you ever disrespect cathy from cathy in my presence, i am going to put you in the cube until you apologize to her. what did she ever fucking do to you? leave her alone.

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infinity nikki is a really interesting video game because nikki has fallen in love with a giant snake two seasons in a row now.

i don't know why they're doing that.

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i'm sorry to say there's just never going to be a character as funny as satya "symmetra" vaswani ever again. she is so singular in her cultural impact.

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what did they fucking do to my boy.

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i love the "is twink a slur" debate so much because yeah it's not a slur but it's definitely pejorative and you can't hide from that fact forever.

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Another selection of some of the better names I've come across in Regency era newspapers recently.

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PRINCE ARAMIS—who wields the power of the ONE HUNDRED AND FORTY FOUR CRYSTALS of the THIRTY SIX ZOOTS—forgive your OLD FRIEND.

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bakoo, be careful!

this is not to be taken lightly.

there is a contract to be signed, and he who signs it must then fight the thirty six spirits of the crystals.

and the defeat them.

bakoo.

be assured that this is no easy task.

and if you were to fail.

it means death.

a horrible death.

and oblivion.