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Not enough people talking about tzatziki

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Went to take this picture of this insane bigfoot sex sign and only after opening my camera did i notice the entire flock of little chickens chilling in the dirt. life is good again

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we need to bring back vintage swimsuits but specifically mens swimsuits

make 👏 men 👏 wear 👏 hotpants 👏 and 👏 onesies👏 again 👏👏👏

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@wholesome-animal-images

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How do you feel about the Sabrina Carpenter discourse?

honestly extremely funny that people are so mad about an image that's so tame. people are talking about it like it's hardcore pussy out p o r n and then you google it and it actually looks like a perfume commercial that decided to get a tiny bit risqué

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Why do I relate to Cassandra from Greek mythology

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If you see this you’re legally obligated to reblog and tag with the book you’re currently reading

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There is some Seven Seas shit going on in my For You.

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it sucks so fucking hard that we don't have mushrooms the size of trees and shit

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baby dragons whose scales are much more shiny and iridescent in order to hide in their parents' hoards

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I'm so tired of parents who didn't mean to

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Me, Catholic, walking into a Protestant church with no depictions of Mary: where’s my mom

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PolSci majors, what does it mean when judges want their own security service because the official security services are more loyal to a felon rapist than they are to the rule of law?