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I've seen this years ago. Great documentary, so many feelings. You can watch it in full on YT

Southern Comfort (2001)

A beautiful scene featuring transgender man Robert Eades and his transgender girlfriend Lola.

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Do you ever have one of those moments when you realize your siblings are the best?

Cause as adults we got this, but as kids we argued ourselves bloody. Being adults, man. Sometimes it doesn't suck at all

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Just in time for Valentine’s Day... 💔 

Ready to break up with Google?

So are we!

We’ve rounded up a bunch of privacy-centric alternatives for everything Google.

Check out the full list over on the blog!

- The Ellipsus Team xo

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Since I just came home after spending a weekend at the fäbod (we haven't had any animals there after my grandparents) my response would be several of the above.

The fäbod is exactly as you might think an old log cabin looks like with no electricity and no water. The fireplace is the only heat source. There's a well and an outhouse and it's quiet as can be and in the fall/winters you can see every existing star lighting up the pitch black sky.

My spine is old enough to want a camping pad if I'm sleeping on the ground but a camping hammock is great for not having pine cones and errant rocks in your spine while trying to sleep. Mosquito net obligatory though. But I'm also happy to enjoy a fancy hotel once in a while so yeah, several of these fits my fancy 😄

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How often do you drink coffee on average?

Never

Very rarely

Once a month or so

Multiple times a month

Multiple times a week

Everyday

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so im being horny and wayching porn and i burst out laughing because the top came and he literally sounds like someone chopped off his finger or some shit it's so fucking extra and i wish i could post it but i can't but its so fucking funny

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mel & frank

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raffle prize for @\Kaar_ne on twitter

diff version under the cut

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FINALLY got around to dumping Spotify after their CEO continued to prove he's a fresh turd. (As if being a billionaire, not paying musicians, shoving AI garbage at us, and having an atrocious carbon footprint wasn't bad enough, he's now the chair of a AI-based weapons manufacturing company.)

I used TuneMyMusic ($24 annual fee you can cancel immediately, effectively paying only once) to transfer almost every single song from our Spotify account to Tidal. Tidal already has much better sound quality and they pay their artists much better. It migrated over 99% of our music, too, so there wasn't a huge loss.

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Chapters: 3/3 Fandom: Call of Duty (Video Games) Rating: Mature Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: John "Soap" MacTavish/Simon "Ghost" Riley Characters: Simon "Ghost" Riley, John "Soap" MacTavish Additional Tags: Game: Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 (2009), Epistolary, Captain John "Soap" MacTavish, Slow Burn, Mild Sexual Content Summary:

Ghost, under threat of another psychological evaluation from both his CO and therapist, has been forced to partake in a penpal programme with another soldier in order to "practise empathy" and "re-establish human connection." He hates it until he doesn't.

MacTavish willingly volunteers for the SAS's new penpal programme because what the hell, it could be fun. And when his penpal ends up being adorably emotionally constipated, well, that certainly doesn't hurt.

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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Call of Duty (Video Games) Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: John "Soap" MacTavish/Simon "Ghost" Riley Characters: John "Soap" MacTavish, Simon "Ghost" Riley Additional Tags: Game: Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 (2009), Captain John "Soap" MacTavish, Top John "Soap" MacTavish, Dom John "Soap" MacTavish, Bottom Simon "Ghost" Riley, Sub Simon "Ghost" Riley, Dom/sub, a main component of this fic is MacTavish ordering Ghost around like a dog and using him like a toy, Face-Fucking, Anal Sex, Masochist Simon "Ghost" Riley, soap doesn't have his own tag for being a sadist we need to make that happen, Degradation Kink, a sprinkling of praise kink, it's 09 ghoap fucking nasty in an alleyway behind a pub what can I say, Identity Porn, they don't use a condom even though they should bc I wanted Ghost to get creampied sorry not sorry, my put Ghost in a collar agenda continues Summary:

"Lookin' for something?" MacTavish drawls, initiating a conversation for the first time that night.

"Think I found it, actually," is the reply he gets, and he has to force his expression not to change as he realizes how much it reminds him of Ghost's voice. He pushes the thought to the side. A few similarities is nothing more than coincidence. So what if he hooks up with someone that makes him think of Ghost? It's not like the man would know.

It's not often that MacTavish gets the chance to indulge in his base desires, so when he finally gets the opportunity to hit up a gay pub—a leather one no less—he can't resist going out on the pull. He doesn't intend to hook up with someone that reminds him of Ghost, but that doesn't stop him from picking up a lad that's eerily similar to his lieutenant. A coincidence is just a coincidence—except when that coincidence leads to fucking your subordinate in a pub alleyway.

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something sweet.

early access + nsfw on patreon

this is fanart of "Cedar Beam, Pine Rafter" by joesoef, specifically Chapter 3 where these two knuckleheads finally get over themselves and kiss. "Cedar Beam, Pine Rafter" is one of the most heartfelt fics in the fandom, with such a sincere and thoughtful take on these two and their unending dedication to each other. It talks a lot about disability and is so empathetic and considerate of both Simon and Johnny in this new relationship of theirs, and I love it all to death. If you enjoyed this fic, please leave a nice comment and some kudos!!

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read it on AO3

Chapters: 15 Rating: Explicit Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: John "Soap" MacTavish/Simon "Ghost" Riley, Kyle "Gaz" Garrick/John "Soap" MacTavish, Kyle "Gaz" Garrick/Simon "Ghost" Riley Additional Tags: Stalker!Ghost, post MWII but pre MWIII, Injury Recovery, Hidden Cameras, Angst, Mutual Pining, Dubious Consent, Voyeurism, Stalking, Unresolved Sexual Tension, Sexual Fantasy, Power Imbalance, POV Multiple, Masturbation, Extremely Dubious Consent, Rape/Non-con Elements, but only from ghost's pov, Lack of Communication, Friends With Benefits, Making Out, Blow Jobs, Face-Fucking, hints at piss kink, Scent Kink, Come Marking, Intoxication, Somnophilia, Come in Food, unrealistic amounts of cum, Come Drinking, Misunderstandings, Miscommunication, Orgasm Edging, Piss kink, Watersports, Frottage, Pet Names, Light Dom/sub, Dirty Talk, Boys Being Boys, hehe, Mutual Masturbation, lube as lube, Multiple Orgasms, Anal Fingering, Anal Sex, dark thoughts and fantasies, like yeah it's ghost but still, cuteness aggression, Rough Sex, Biting, Dry Humping, Semi-Public Sex, Rimming, light free use, Objectification, Choking, Love Confessions, Possessive Behavior, Dom/sub, Come as Lube, Spit As Lube, Consensual But Not Safe Or Sane, like maybe soap is a little bit at risk of death…a tiny bit. but he likes it!, Sexual Overstimulation, Dacryphilia, Happy Ending Words: 189,616 Summary:

Soap breaks his foot and is sent away to heal. In repayment for the injury, Ghost offers him his nearby flat. It provides fast access to the base and task force, staying conveniently close. It just so happens to provide Ghost some different access, too. In which good intentions aren't all that good, bad ones are just what the doctor ordered, and games lay bare what's been carefully hid. In a spiral of obsession and guilt, desire and fear, some guidance isn't amiss. But will it be enough?

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Plssss🙏🙏

I'll resort to puppy eyes & won't you think of my broken hand and my brain that needs distraction from it and all the things I can't do. I was so frustrated yesterday by the fact I can't even cut a goddamn tomato 🍅 because I'm so very right-handed that even trying with the left felt like the beginning of needing stitches too 🤦🤦

Pls post chapter 15 with 14 if you can 👀👀 I am eating up this fic and want any and all crumbs

🫡 still lots to edit but both should be fine to go up tomorrow

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Just started watching Silent Witness season 16 because I saw ep 1-2 of season 26 and was absolutely smitten!

I've tried a few shows these past few days as distraction from my broken hand because being right-handed and having that one in a cast makes everything hurt. Including your shoulder carrying the cast and your overworked left.

Didn't like High Potential, couldn't get into The Rookie season 6 or 7 but maybe I should've given it more time. Nah, I found my distraction 🥰

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Monday was first day at work with the cast on and my brain AND left hand got so tired trying not to use my right and rethink everything. And the right just went pain, pain, paiiin all day so I quit an hour early and fell asleep on the couch asap.

On the bus in to work, because with manual gear box in my car I can't drive with this hand. Hope today will go better.

How it started and how it ended kinda post, except I'm skipping the draft from yesterday how I thought I sprained my right hand little finger.

A bit more than that, just came home from hospital . Perfect, this close to vacation... 5 weeks of being in a giant cast

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How it started and how it ended kinda post, except I'm skipping the draft from yesterday how I thought I sprained my right hand little finger.

A bit more than that, just came home from hospital . Perfect, this close to vacation... 5 weeks of being in a giant cast