elisewritesstories
elisewritesstories
Elise writes stories
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elisewritesstories · 1 year ago
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C'est un grand manquement de la langue française de ne pas avoir de terme équivalent à "shallow water".
Je propose donc:
"Challeau"
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elisewritesstories · 1 year ago
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Me when I'm on a writing streak: I am my best self, the muses stoke my mind like a great engine, lets see if I can blast through another five pages before bed.
Me when I'm not on a writing streak: There is sand where my words should be.
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elisewritesstories · 1 year ago
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The real tragedy of writing is knowing where the plot is going, knowing exactly what happens in a scene, down to the exact sentences you're going to use, and somehow still not being able to write.
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elisewritesstories · 1 year ago
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elisewritesstories · 1 year ago
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Got the cover for Starlit Prince done!
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elisewritesstories · 2 years ago
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life becomes so beautiful when you start cooking rice in liquids other than water
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elisewritesstories · 2 years ago
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Have you ever wondered where books come from?
Well then, let me show you, because that’s what I do for a living.
Right now, it’s this time of the year, and the little ones have just freshly hatched:
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You’ll notice they’re still blind and naked when they hatch. So I make them little coats to keep them warm during their first winter:
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See how they happily line up to put them on:
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See? Better. Now they’re ready to go and explore the world.
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And if they make it through the winter and we take good care of them, they will grow up to be strong and wise like their older fellows:
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So, in case you were ever wondering, now you know.
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elisewritesstories · 2 years ago
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elisewritesstories · 2 years ago
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My therapist just told me my problem is that I need to write more fanfiction.
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elisewritesstories · 2 years ago
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Robot characters who are given names like SL-308-62 but instead of their human friend going Well let's call you Sally for short, they instead ask the other if they Like their current name.
"Do you like your serial number?" they ask. "Yes, quite. It reminds me of who I am" the robot replies. "I have heard others like me go by different names after some time, and maybe one day I'll choose one for myself, too. But right now that is my full name, yes" they continue.
Because it's not your decision to make whether or not the robot will receive a new name. It should be theirs only. What's the difference? One is more complex and the other is simplified. They were both given by strangers instead of themselves.
"62 will do," they conclude. "It's my model number - there will be no other 62 after me."
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elisewritesstories · 2 years ago
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elisewritesstories · 2 years ago
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The great thing about being in charge of our own book design stuff is that we can, in fact, decide to go through a ridiculous amount of effort to create custom headers for every chapter.
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We've gotten about two thirds of the way through Shadow Herald's headers right now. Downside; every time a chapter takes place in a new location, we have to draw that location. Upside; every time we draw a location, we can reuse it later. My gods do the shop interiors take forever.
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elisewritesstories · 2 years ago
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Resources For Writing Young Adult Fiction
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This is also available on wordsnstuffblog.com!
– This one is a little shorter than my other resource master posts, but that’s because of the nature of the genre being more about the demographic. I hope you all find this helpful. Happy writing!
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Getting The Details Right
Writing YA That Connects With Teen Readers
Showing A Character’s Age
Switching From Adult To Young Adult
Writing For A Young Adult Audience
Young Adult and New Adult Book Markets
Cliches
5 Cliches To Avoid In YA Fantasy
10 Worn Out Cliches In YA
20 Mistakes To Avoid In YA
YA Romance
Resources For Romance Writers
Tips On Writing Skinny Love
Plotting The Teen Romance
How to Write A YA Romance Without Cliché
How to Write Realistic YA Romance
YA Fantasy
Resources For Fantasy/Mythology Writers
What Makes A Good YA Fantasy
So You Want To Write YA High Fantasy?
What is Young Adult Fantasy?
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What NOT To Do When Writing YA
6 Tips For Writing Young Adult Books
Things To Keep In Mind When Writing YA
5 Things To Avoid When Writing A YA Novel
Agents That Represent Romance
Publishers of Romance Novels
The 8 Habits of Highly Successful Young-Adult Fiction Authors
The Ultimate Guide to YA Fiction
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elisewritesstories · 2 years ago
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this is your gentle reminder to stop fighting against your adhd and instead structure your life around it
buy a pack of chapsticks and put one in the pocket of all of your coats and jackets because you always forget to bring one and chapped lips is sensory hell
leave important things where you can see them. if they go in a box or a drawer you will forget they exist
put any appointments or deadlines in your phone calendar As Soon As you get them. set a reminder for a week before, a day before, an hour before, as many as you need as often as you need them.
when that little voice in your head says "i dont need to write that down, ill remember it" that is the devil talking!!! write it down anyway!!
plan for down time. have a few hours at the end of every day to just do fun stuff like engage in your hyperfixations. even if you didnt get all of your work done that day, have the rest anyway. you probably spent the whole day beating yourself up for not doing what you Should be doing, so you still need the break.
if you never eat vegetables because its too much effort to chop and cook them, get the frozen or canned shit. it doesnt go off for ages and you just have to microwave it. theres no point buying fresh vegetables if they just keep going off and being left to rot in the bottom of your fridge
if you struggle to decide what to have for dinner every day, take the decision out of it. choose a set of meals and eat those on rotation until you get sick of them, then choose some new ones and do it again.
its not stupid if it works! our brains literally have a chemical deficiency. you are allowed to accommodate yourself. go forth and stop making your life more difficult than it has to be because "this shouldn't be this hard". it is hard, so make it easier.
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elisewritesstories · 2 years ago
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'lol what drugs did it take for u to come up with this' i lay on the floor and listen to music to have wretched visions
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elisewritesstories · 2 years ago
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 Hey btw, another worldbuilding thing: You can, and actually should have weird and impractical cultural things. They’re not inherently unrealistic, for as long as you address the realistic consequences as well.
 Let’s say you’ve got a city where there’s tame white doves everywhere. They’re not pests, they’re regarded as sacred, holy protectors of the city, and the whole city cares for them and feeds them like they’re pets. They’re so tame because it’s a social taboo to hurt or scare one. Nice pretty doves :)
 Then someone points out that even if they’re not seen as pests, doesn’t having a completely unchecked feral pigeon population - that not only isn’t being culled, but actively fed and cared for - mean that there would be bird shit absolutely all over the place?
 A part of you wants to say no, because these are your nice, pretty doves. To explain that there’s a reason why they’re not shitting all over the place, maybe they’re super-intelligent and specifically bred and trained to not shit all over the place. The logistics of how, exactly, could anyone breed and train a flock of feral birds go unaddressed.
 An even worse solution would be to not have those birds, editing them out of the world. No, they spark joy, you can’t just toss them out!
 Now, consider: Yes, yes they would, but the city also has an extensive public sanitation service that’s occupied 90% of the time by cleaning bird shit off of everything. One of the most common last names in the area actually translates to “one who scrapes off dove shit”, and it’s a highly respected occupation. And thanks to the sheer necessity of constantly regularly cleaning everything, the city enjoys a much higher standard of cleanliness, and less public health issues caused by poor public sanitation.
 The doves do protect the city. By shitting fucking everywhere.
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elisewritesstories · 2 years ago
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