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dennis also tries to scam ppl but he sucks at it
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this is really stupid.. (i hope no one’s done this one yet..)
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A Few More Dennis Reynolds + Textposts
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Hellooo does anyone want to experience this?!?
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Bonnie and Clyde (musical) characters as John Mulaney quotes
Clyde Barrow: Fuck da police!
Bonnie Parker: Give us some money!!!
Young Bonnie: I am very small and I have no money. So you can imagine the kind of stress I am under.
Young Clyde: You know how I'm filled with rage?
Buck Barrow: MY wife is a bitch and I like her so much!
Blanche Barrow: You have the moral backbone of a chocolate eclair.
Preacher: God can't hear you!!!
Emma Parker: I try to stay optimistic... even though, I will admit, things are getting pretty sticky.
Ted Hinton: That's illegal.
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The way Clyde says “I love Billy the Kid!” when Bonnie is reading her poetry
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