ellaaa505
ellaaa505
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A stray human who consumes too much nutella.
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ellaaa505 · 11 days ago
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hi love <3 pleasee make more of funny smaus PLEASE, your recent one was gold omg had my sick ass wheezing laughing chewing the walls. have an amazing day, trifling hoe <3
LMAO your wish is my command trifling witch, I do have a written crackfic I could revise and post maybe next week or after my current schedule but I’ll for sure work on more of those smaus I lovee crack
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ellaaa505 · 2 months ago
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OH MY GOD??? IM SCREAMING PISSING SHITTING AHHH I WROTE THIS WHEN I WAS HALF ASLEEP AND U ACC MATCHED MY FREAK LMAO ILY 💔💔 MY NAME IS RODELA BTW !! ur ex is a goofy ahh chopped cheese i bet + i love u more. period.
i just realised i never told u how much i love you. thang u for existingf. ur so scrumdiddlyumptious. oky bye i neet to shart
ELLA. you are so sweet omg. my ex couldn't even do this omfg 💔 #dontssettlejustdontsettle!! i love you too 😛💕 thank you for existing as well ellaaaa 🫶
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ellaaa505 · 3 months ago
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YES GAWWWWWDDDDDDDDD
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BAKU VER OF 💦 "you came on my lap?" PLSPLSPLSPLSPLS
You came on my lap?
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hyuntak version su-ho version
pairing: humin x fem!reader tags: suggestive content, clothed grinding, accidental orgasm, teasing, dom!humin undertones, lap sitting, kissing, tension, soft smut, aftermath, implied smut continuation word count: ~1.2k ------------------------------------------------------------------------------
It wasn’t supposed to go this far.
You were just messing around, lounging sideways across Humin’s lap while he absentmindedly scrolled through his phone. His hand was resting on your thigh, barely paying you any mind—and that was the problem.
You were wearing nothing under his oversized t-shirt but panties, and he was in loose joggers. It should’ve been nothing. Should’ve stayed playful.
But he wasn’t paying attention, and you were in the mood to change that.
You shifted in his lap slowly, like it was innocent. Adjusting your position. Resettling.
Except… you did it again. This time pressing down.
Humin didn’t look up.
“You’re ignoring me,” you murmured, your lips brushing the shell of his ear as you turned toward him. “Rude.”
“I’m not ignoring you,” he replied, still looking at his screen, but his voice had changed—lower, rougher. “You’re just being annoying.”
You rolled your hips deliberately once more, slow and heavy against the growing outline beneath his sweats. “Still annoying?”
His hand tightened around your thigh. The phone disappeared somewhere behind him.
He looked at you finally—eyes low-lidded, mouth slightly parted, like he was already imagining how this would end.
“You trying to get me hard or something?”
You smiled sweetly. “Are you saying I’m succeeding?”
His gaze dropped to where your hips were pressing down into his lap. The tension in his jaw said enough.
You kissed him before he could say anything else. Lazy. Testing. Like you were still pretending this wasn’t what you wanted.
But Humin didn’t play half-games.
He kissed you back hard, tongue pushing past your lips, hand sliding up your back to hold you down firmly against him. The pressure made you shiver, the way his cock pressed thick against you through both layers of fabric—hot and heavy.
You grinded on him again. And again. The slow friction of cotton against cotton sent a pulse of heat straight through your gut.
"You're so warm," you whispered, dazed, already feeling the ache build between your thighs.
He smirked. "You started this. Don’t act shy now."
You weren’t shy. You were desperate.
Every roll of your hips made it worse—more sensitive, more raw. Your panties were soaked through, dragging against the soft cotton of his joggers, and the contact was maddening.
"Keep going, baby," he muttered, hand splayed over your lower back now. "If you wanna get yourself off on my lap so bad, I won’t stop you."
You whimpered, pace stuttering for just a second. His voice in your ear made your stomach twist.
“You like that?” he murmured. “Grinding like a little slut, soaking through your panties just from a kiss?”
Your thighs clenched. Your nails dug into his shoulders.
You didn’t mean to fall apart so fast—but your body wasn’t listening. The heat coiled tighter. Every little thrust against him made your clit throb, your breath catch.
“I—Humin—”
He felt it the moment you snapped.
You gasped—high-pitched and quiet, body shivering as you came right there in his lap, your thighs trembling, cunt pulsing helplessly through the cotton of your ruined panties. You buried your face in his neck, fingers clinging to his shirt like it was the only thing keeping you together.
He was so still beneath you—until a slow, knowing chuckle rumbled through his chest.
“…You came?”
You didn’t answer.
“Baby,” he said, lips brushing the shell of your ear, “did you just cum on me without even getting undressed?”
You groaned and tried to hide again. His hand gripped your waist, holding you there.
“Oh my god, you did.” He laughed softly, dark and absolutely delighted. “That’s crazy. You were trying to tease me, but you’re the one who couldn’t take it.”
You huffed. “Shut up.”
But Humin leaned in close, teeth grazing your jaw. “Nah. I like knowing I can make you cum like that.”
You shivered again.
And just when you thought it was over—when your body was still wrung out and trembling in his lap—he shifted underneath you, cock still hard and twitching.
“Now sit still,” he whispered, voice low and dangerous. “Because I’m not letting you get up until I’ve ruined you for real.”
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ellaaa505 · 3 months ago
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this is so pretty (im aesthetically beating my eat to this)
I‘m bored so here‘s a pretty layout for y’all’s fics maybe ⋆⭒˚.⋆
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ellaaa505 · 3 months ago
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IKRRR WE WEOULD BE LIKW THE POWERPUFF GIRLS TYPE SHIYT !!! I RLLY WANNA GO TO MUNICH BUT THE PLACE U LIVE IN, IS IT BERLIN?? OMG YESSSS THE MOVIE IS SO GOOD (I ALMOST CREAM EVERYTIME I SEE WI HA JUN)
OMG IM NOT DIAGNOSED W ADHD BUT I DOO FEEL THE SAME WAY OMGGG ITSSO TRUE
omg yes one day in the future we should DEF meet uppp, we should get cotton candy or go to an arcade or get crazy yummy food and get loose butthole from dierhhea LMAOAAAO
WAIT do u maybe wanna talk on insta uf u want? my acc is roro.duur, the one w 1.3k followers or sumn !!
ilym tho !! i love u yapping shnookums <333 its about 10 pm over there r8? you should start clearing up and go to sleep hgjg=t76i7itjiy dont forget to drink a lot of water and good food! ily !! <33
hey fine shyt how’s your day going 🧚🏼
(was gonna insert that one rizzy gif of sonic, but I think you turned that option off 😣)
LMAOO i just woke up, its at like 10 am but its going pretty good so far !! i lwk had a dream that im gonna die today so i hope that doesnt happen 😣 how was ur day shik shak shock shawarma daddy?
(whag option lmao i but yh ill check 😔🔥)
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ellaaa505 · 3 months ago
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SENDINIG 50 SHAWARMAS UR WAYS AND YES THEY ARE SOOO GOOD EHRE !! AND OMG BRO THEY WAY MY FAMILY WAS SLIGHTLY PLANNING TO GO TO GERMANY??? IM PULLING UP AT YO FRONT DOOR FR
THE MOVIE, ITS A KOREAN ONE!! MY FAV ONE IS ACC CALLED MIDNIGHT, ANOTHER KOREAN MOVIE (IT HAS THE ACTOR OF YK THE POLICE WHOS TRYNA FIND THE ISLAND FROM SQUID GAME? YEAH HIM HES SUCH A HOTTIEEE SJDKSJDKSJD) LIKE THAT MOVIE IS SO AMAZING OMG THE ENTIRE TIME MY TOES WERE CLENCHED. 1000000/10. YOUD LOVE IT IF UR INTO SUSPENSE TRILLER W A LOT OF CHASE, THAT MAKES UR HEART RATE SHOOT UP . BUT THIS ONE, THE CALL, ITS AMAZING TOO. WOULD RATE 10/10 BUT ITS MORE OF A PSYCOLOGICAL SUSPENSE THRILLER W THE CRAZIEST ENDING *EVER*
BRO I LOVE HAVING HYPERFIXATIONS !! i js realsed i typed the entire thing in caps LMAOAO but rn im so obsessed w weak hero class too omg, i think its prolly my fave show (along w alice in borderland). man im rlly craving some forzen yougurt w bluberries or mango pieces inside them oh mY GAWD.
also dont you EVER apologise for "gettng too long" ill acc kill you, literally IM the one who yaps too much, whatchu on about? and plus i get SOOO happy when i see a message from you no joke, i LOVE hearing (or...reading) u yap ily
hey fine shyt how’s your day going 🧚🏼
(was gonna insert that one rizzy gif of sonic, but I think you turned that option off 😣)
LMAOO i just woke up, its at like 10 am but its going pretty good so far !! i lwk had a dream that im gonna die today so i hope that doesnt happen 😣 how was ur day shik shak shock shawarma daddy?
(whag option lmao i but yh ill check 😔🔥)
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ellaaa505 · 3 months ago
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LMAOO our sleep schedule is is fucked up fs fs. now that im having exams, i go to sleep at like 2 am and wake up at 6 or so but on normal skl days i sleep like an hour or 2 more !! still real sleep deprived tho, if i get ANY free time at skl u will 100% catch me either sleeping or studying (im lit si eun but w a bigger booty)
im alive yessir ty btw for checking in !! very happy to be alive cus i just ate dark chocolate and some other nice food and it felt like a warm hug. i love food sm, whats ur fv food? oh i also js saw this movie yesterday named The Call and i think its the CRAZIEST shit i have ever seen. whats ur fave movie?
THE SHAWARMA DADDY SKJDJS I LIVE IN DUBAI FOR A REASON WHATS MY LIFE W/OUT SHAWARMA HAHAHASA
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hey fine shyt how’s your day going 🧚🏼
(was gonna insert that one rizzy gif of sonic, but I think you turned that option off 😣)
LMAOO i just woke up, its at like 10 am but its going pretty good so far !! i lwk had a dream that im gonna die today so i hope that doesnt happen 😣 how was ur day shik shak shock shawarma daddy?
(whag option lmao i but yh ill check 😔🔥)
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ellaaa505 · 3 months ago
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hey fine shyt how’s your day going 🧚🏼
(was gonna insert that one rizzy gif of sonic, but I think you turned that option off 😣)
LMAOO i just woke up, its at like 10 am but its going pretty good so far !! i lwk had a dream that im gonna die today so i hope that doesnt happen 😣 how was ur day shik shak shock shawarma daddy?
(whag option lmao i but yh ill check 😔🔥)
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ellaaa505 · 3 months ago
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WOOOOHOOOO BITCHES WWE ARE NOW MARRIIIEEEEDDDDD (there's ice cream right?)
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@ellaaa505 and I are now married.
this is how we met, cute isn’t it?
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Romance time
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ellaaa505 · 4 months ago
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ive never written anything in tumblr as a post before, but i was listening to this song which reminded me so much of her. my bestfriend. or maybe, not anymore. and my heart shatters everytime i listen to it while thinking about all the moments we spent together. when that one day i hugged her a little tighter as she went because i had a feeling i was about to lose her and now ive lost her. we got into a fight, i made a mistake but someone lied about me to her, and now everything is destroyed. she was my whole fucking world. my love. she was mine. my heart and soul. my entire fucking world ended that day. how can i survive when she taught me to live on? to not end myself because then she would never forgive me? how can i keep on living? how can i ever forget her when she was so deeply tangled into my soul? when she was so engraved within my heart and one fucking incident shattered everything. its so hard to maintain my fucking composure when she now never looks at me but when she does her eyes are filled with sadness and anger, screaming "i cant believe you would do this" when i fucking didnt. why did i have to lose her? she was the most magical thing to ever happen in my life, someone i have loved the most and i prolly will till i die. if i even LOOK at her it ruins my day. i cant stand looking at her. i hate her. i fucking hate how i gave her a part of my soul and fate had shattered it. when she was taken away from me when i loved no one else more than her and i hate how i still love her so much i would die for her in a hearbeat. you may not be mine anymore, but never stopped loving you. i never will. not when the bracelet you made with so much love is within my possession. not when i loop the moments of me seeing you for the first time, when i dropped popcorn and you helped me clean it up even though we werent rlly friends back then, how i would kiss your cheek or forehead and you would laugh, oh fuck that laugh, i still have it stuck in my mind, when i would squeeze your hand or give you the tightest hug when you felt down, when i ate your food and you ate mine, when you scribbled in my notebook and i got mad but now i would give anything for you to do it again, A.
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ellaaa505 · 7 months ago
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LMAO I THOUGHT IT WAS SHORT FOR TOJI
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GAGGED
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ellaaa505 · 7 months ago
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WAIT OMG UR HINDU?
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GAGGED
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ellaaa505 · 8 months ago
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HEEYYY EHEEEHHEHE UR WHALE-CUM DFHGFHGFHFGF
HELLOOO ‼️‼️‼️‼️ js wanted to say that ive been reading your smaus and all since rlly long and i love them SOO much, i love your humor and the way you write and reading them makes me feel rlly happy and eee 💗💗 i hope you have an amazing week and your skin is clear and the hair on your head grow faster while hair on your legs grow slower ily <3
HIIII OMGGGG THANK YOU AAAAAAA this message means the world to me i wanna frame it LAMHDJAHHAAHA THUS MADE ME GIGGLE (REAL) HWEHEHEHEHEH YOU TOOOOOO hope you have an amazing day week month year decade century all of the above HAHAHAHA AND 😍😍😍😍 i hope so too pleek 🙏🙏 need hair on my head not my legs 🙏🙏😓😓 MORE SMAUS TO COME HEHEHEHE
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ellaaa505 · 8 months ago
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my love i have daddy issues too. i hope you are doing fine <3 have you tried making his life hell in small ways? for me, being a little extra annoying and watch him go batshit heals something in me. i am not aware of your circumstances and situation but if the shoe fits, you can mayhaps try ^^
I'm sick and tired of making myself heard and understood by my father and being the mature one, keeping my calm and putting forward best worlds
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ellaaa505 · 8 months ago
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oh shut up omg and whyd you reply to only that part? i asked about your health too
hii rinn :( congrats for winning the match but are you okay? how are you doing rn?
it was hardly a win.
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ellaaa505 · 8 months ago
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DAMN UR AN OLD MAN
(damn thats so cool)
hello my pookie wookie shnookums, how old are you?
Unfortunately 35 now
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(irl I'm 20+ years old)
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ellaaa505 · 8 months ago
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😋
*mwahs you on the cheek*
[he steps back with a shock look.]
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