ellebobelle

[ellebobelle]

no lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the bedroom, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, exponential, logarithmic, while I gasp for air, scream and see the light, missionary, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, doggy, backwards, sideways, upside down, on the floor, in the bed, on the couch, on a chair, being carried against the wall, outside, in a train, on a plane, in the car, on a motorcycle, the the bed of a truck, on a trampoline, in a bounce house, in the pool, bent over, in the basement, against the window, have the most toe curling, back arching, leg shaking, dick throbbing, fist clenching, ear ringing, mouth drooling, ass clenching, nose sniffling, eye watering, eye rolling, hip thrusting, earthquaking, sheet gripping, knuckles cracking, jaw dropping, hair pulling, teeth jitterbug, mind boggling, soul snatching, overstimulating, vile, sloppy, moan inducing, heart wrenching, spine tingling, back breaking, atrocious, gushy, creamy, beastly, lip biting, gravity defying, nail biting, sweaty, feet kicking, mind blowing, bone breaking, world ending, black hole creating, universe destroying, head nodding, soul evaporating, volcano erupting, trembling, sheets soaked, hair drenched, flabbergasting, lip locking, skin peeling, eyelash removing, eye widening, pussy popping, nail scratching, back cuts, spectacular, brain cell desolving, hair ripping, mouth foaming, heavenly, awakening, devils tango ever bro could cause a nuclear bomb inside me and I'd still ride

[ellebobelle]

am i a hater for thinking schlatts minecraft house is ugly asf 💀

[ellebobelle]

oh yeah get it jambo!!!

[ellebobelle]

could we get like a schlatt one where we go to visit him at the deli i think itd be so cute trying to meet him at the backdoor (NOT TALKING ABOUT ASSHOLES) trying to keep it secret from his boss

deli dates 🥪 🥓 ── .✦

you and schlatt have been seeing each other lately, while trying not to get caught by his floor manager. you guys met each other during you lunch breaks, since his deli was the closest to your workplace.

schlatt loved it when you come over, quickly making you unusual order, favourite drinks and leaving you little love notes <33

“schlatt, hun… you forgot to flip the closed sign… no wonder why no one is here and it’s about to be lunch rush😭” you’re just straight up laughing at him but not he’s in complete silence 🧍‍♀️…

you guys had a special nock on the back door and you guys always make sure the floor manager wasn't around or anyone in general, "hey toots!" schlatt said comfortably while pulling you in with your belt loops. "hey honey" you said while going in for kiss, "soooo, hows work been in the deli? have any wild stories, weird orders? anything?" you said calmly. "surprisingly quite, don't know what the fuck is up with that” schlatt was pissed off, he loved being in the deli, it’s one of his favourite past times!

a few moments pass, schlatt really fucking loved theses moments. sneaking around like teenager in live all over again, schlatt always making your orders before opening the deli.

his coworkers are ALWAYSSSSA teasing him about how he’s in love with you, it’s actually so fucking adorable. also his coworkers are also there for you guys, making sure the floor manager isn’t around and taking the piss out of him when your there😭😭

overall, this man is more than smittened. head over heels about you.

[ellebobelle]

Someone started a vghs au but they haven't come back to finish it....

heartbroken.

[ellebobelle]

need a schlatt vghs au fanfic pleeeaaaasssssee 🙏

[ellebobelle]

there was a scene in the new VGHS stream schlatt did today where he replayed a scene 3 times where one of the girls told a cat 'good boy' - idk food for thought

YEAH!!! I CANT STOP WATCHING THAT CLIP!

[ellebobelle]

Thanks to Ted Nivison, now everytime I add too much salt into a meal instead of getting annoyed and grumpy I just go "𝒯𝒽𝒶𝓉'𝓈 𝓀𝒾𝓃𝒹𝒶 𝓁𝒾𝓀𝑒 𝒶 𝓈𝒶𝓁𝓉 𝓁𝒾𝒸𝓀," and move on with my day

[ellebobelle]

How come the Jschlatt writers aren't posting many full length smut fics anymore :( I need to goon!!

Save us!! Save us Schlatt writers!! Schlatt writers if you can hear me!! /Ref

[ellebobelle]

OKAY I GOT LIKE 2 RESPONSES AND THAT’S MORE THAN ENOUGH FOR ME

HERES THE LINK TO THE DISCORD

I apologize it’s just been thrown together like this…I will fix it in the morning when my focus isn’t on his stream 🧎🏻‍♀️ come join me!!!

[ellebobelle]

PALEASE can we take a moment to appreciate schlatt in the japan vlog? we all know the one.

[ellebobelle]

no lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the bedroom, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, exponential, logarithmic, while I gasp for air, scream and see the light, missionary, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, doggy, backwards, sideways, upside down, on the floor, in the bed, on the couch, on a chair, being carried against the wall, outside, in a train, on a plane, in the car, on a motorcycle, the the bed of a truck, on a trampoline, in a bounce house, in the pool, bent over, in the basement, against the window, have the most toe curling, back arching, leg shaking, dick throbbing, fist clenching, ear ringing, mouth drooling, ass clenching, nose sniffling, eye watering, eye rolling, hip thrusting, earthquaking, sheet gripping, knuckles cracking, jaw dropping, hair pulling, teeth jitterbug, mind blogging, soul snatching, overstimulating, vile, sloppy,moan inducing, heart wrenching, spine tingling, back breaking, atrocious,gushy, creamy, beastly, lip biting, gravity defying, nail biting, sweaty, feet kicking, mind blowing, body shivering, orgasmic, bone breaking, world ending, black hole creating, universe destroying, devious, scrumptious, amazing, delightful, delectable, unbelievable, body numbing, bark worthy, can't walk, head nodding, soul evaporating, volcano erupting, sweat rolling, voice cracking, trembling, sheets soaked, hair drenched, flabbergasting, lip locking, skin peeling, eyelash removing, eye widening, pussy popping, nail scratching, back cuts, spectacular, brain cell desolving, hair ripping, show stopping, magnificent, unique, extraordinary, slendid, phenomenal, mouth foaming, heavenly, awakening, devils tango ever bro could cause a nuclear bomb inside me and I'd still ride.

[ellebobelle]

Do we think theres more women schlatt fans or more male schlatt fans? this is the universal question we need answered

[ellebobelle]

I need to draw this man so badly but i HATE proportions and gridding my paper so FUCK HIM

[ellebobelle]

i dont know how to use the internet. How do i make friends with all the schlatt girlies? please be my friend. plea.

[ellebobelle]

I’m drooling