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quick drawing of recluse with a ponytail because why not i guess

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[plants a sword in the ground in front of you after destroying your village] i like the look of hate in your eyes. take this and grow into a fine quarry for my hunt

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✨ Lady Vel ✨

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Some silly crossover I had fun with.

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Comm for a kofi client.

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Percussive maintenance

Almond’s repair methods can be a bit.. questionable

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i like when you watch a video essay from 5+ years ago and they make a joke/apologize for how long the video is and the runtime is like. 35 minutes. when we now live in an era of 3 hour intricate breakdowns of bad kids shows being everywhere.

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Fuck my actual one weakness 😵‍💫

man i hate being a vampire today i had to fire one of the scary spiders that sits in the high corner of my castle for not keeping up with his duties and it sucked. he has 200 babies. do you know what its like to watch eight eyes cry at you? fuck this shit dude

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Oh of course! Another CVO (chief vampire officer) telling us how hard it is to fire a parent of 200

But of course you couldn't have them LEECH off your stakeholder value

s'ing my whole h

man i hate being a vampire today i had to fire one of the scary spiders that sits in the high corner of my castle for not keeping up with his duties and it sucked. he has 200 babies. do you know what its like to watch eight eyes cry at you? fuck this shit dude

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Ayre

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Unreliable narrators are one hell of an idea. You can just write whatever, and if a reader points out "hey the way this scene happened should not be physically possible if it's done the way this character described it", you can just be like "yeah I don't trust that fucker either."

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The fact that animals that care for their young will sometimes adopt others' lost or orphaned young to raise along their own is just funny to me. I know that it's all hormonal and there's no conscious thought involved in it, but the internal logic of it is so funny.

"Baby = success. More baby = more success. I have one baby and I found four other baby. I have five baby. I am being so fucking successful right now."

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Add realism to your fantasy stories by having characters from different backgrounds struggle to pronounce each others' names.

"My name is [low guttural sound] but I don't want to hear you butcher it. So you may call me She Who Arises With The Cold Mountain Sun."

"...Is that what your name really means? All that in just one word?"

"Yes. If you stress the wrong syllable it comes out as 'She Who Coldly Wakes Up The Mountain Sun', or 'The Cold Woman Who Wakes The Mountain Sun', and you will not call me that."

"Oh, huh. Could we just call you Mountain Sun, for short?"

"Hmh. It's boastful, almost bordering on blasphemy, but it is flattering. I accept it."

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Reblog if it's ok for ppl to spam ur inbox with asks. A weird question? Go ahead! Ask game? Yep! A very personal question? OFC!

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TAXED!! | Newbie_132

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this comment was so mean but it’s hilarious to me how many crunchy health and fitness wary of modern medicine types are obsessed with having botulinum toxin injected directly into their bodies for cosmetic purposes. you’re hesitant about necessarily childhood vaccines but you’re having a neurotoxin injected into your face? you’re afraid of the toxins in seed oils but not Botox?