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Mario Kart if it was peak

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toriel does not have human-like hair. asriel has three different goat forms, none of which have hair. asgore? hair.

this is a deliberate design choice.

toby fox wants to make SURE you know you're dealing with a blonde man.

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GET IT WHITE BOY

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play toys ?

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age regressor transfem who realized that the kids meal wasn’t enough food to satiate her and is now looking at your fries with a deeply voracious intent.

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call my bitch a golf course the way shes got 9 holes. thats right nine holes. niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine holes, baby!!! nine holes

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Twitter still producing bangers on occasion

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i kiss you on the mouth and end my turn

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fuuuuck i just realized that the future idealized version of myself cant exist without current me being the catalyst for change and doing hard things. has anybody heard about this

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how it feels to stop tossing and turning and get up to piss

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if any minors are following me

always make sure to start forging parents' signatures on the first day of class. that way, your teachers won't know that you've been forging signatures for the rest of the year

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white boy SHOCKS friend group by growing perfect c cup breasts

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it's crazy how many super duper patriarchal things get retroactively justified in the name of being about love. yeah I'm sure women taking their husbands surname has always 100% been about recovering from trauma and distancing yourself from abusive family or whatever and has absolutely nothing at all to do with women being seen as property. great work here everyone, marriage as a concept has been redeemed through the power of pop psychology

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j aliens

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"why r u smiling at ur phone" bc my friebds 🌈🌈🥰🌞 and i love friend 😊😊😊🫂💞 Friends 👍👍🌈 And im Happy 😊😊🫂💞👍🌈