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What's love?

Love is shaving her vag cause she can't reach.

TRUE love is plucking her blackheads while she kicks you repeatedly cause it hurts.

La belleza duele.

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My girlfriend doesn't believe i stayed up for 39 hours. She thinks I'm lying.

So we fight .. again... For the third time since Wednesday. It's Friday.

I'm the bad guy. I always am.

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I feel like I'm alone, even with the person that makes me feel so much better.

I feel pain when nothing in my body hurt but at the same time everything is in excruciating pain.

I feel sad when I have so much to be happy about and grateful for.

I feel everything and I feel nothing.

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Polish cardinal blessing a supercomputer cluster. 2013.

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Lilo & Stitch + Live Action Reference

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Five years later I still don't think she gets it...

Mm.

My only hope is that one day my girlfriend will realize, I look at her the way t.v. characters look at each other when they’re head over heels for one another.

I’m madly, like seriously,crazy in love with her.

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Two moods.

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Fuck me to this. Winter is too long.

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i threw a bunch of vines into a shakespearean translator and they’re all great great but this one is definitely my favorite:

“Love looks with the heart, not with the mind, and therefore, Cupid is blind wench. I ain’t nev'r gonna cease loving thee… wench”

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Flip your phone upside down

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13 Going On 30 (2004) Practical Magic (1998) 10 Things I Hate About You (1999) Miss Congeniality (2000) Practical Magic (1998) The Craft (1996) Heathers (1987) Hocus Pocus (1993) Practical Magic (1998)

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Mm.

My only hope is that one day my girlfriend will realize, I look at her the way t.v. characters look at each other when they're head over heels for one another.

I'm madly, like seriously,crazy in love with her.

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random gifs of tony & ziva in bed together in ‘under covers’ because it’s what we all deserve