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My favourite thing is that sometimes Seonghwa doesn’t smile with his eyes but he always has a boxy smile so when he’s smiling but he’s not smiling with his eyes he just looks like he’s been suffering his entire life and now someone’s threatening to shoot him for sport in broad daylight

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KIHYUN cheering for WONHO’S… tight pants… and the members yelling “muscle muscle muscle when they notice his 🍆 ” 😂😂

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🐢: Today’s TMI?

🐰: My sweater size? Well, 3XL? 2XL fits me sometimes.

🐰: Don’t be surprised.. I think that ... M size.

🐢: M?!

🐰: ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ M size

🐰: You may not believe it. I can show you.

🐰: Here is M

Hyungwon’s reaction 😂😂😂

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look at this cutie

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🐝: Show me aegyo and I’ll give you the snack

🐰: *did it right away*

🐝: ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

🐝: *very satisfied*

Jooheon loved it 😄💕

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honey 💛

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Tumblr owners be like “oh, nothing crazy! We just wanna make a few changes, maybe include some premium options, you know. :)”

We rioted when the background color changed from blue to blue, Mr. Tumblrman.

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Can we talk about the noise San made?

And the fact that Wooyoung started the next game immediately?

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I had a wild concept for an au last night where Fenris is the Inquisitor, wrote down some notes about it, stay tuned while I decide if it’s any good

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one time my brother said that emotion wasnt interesting/good and it was too repetitive and ive never considered murder seriously until that moment

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How to summon Ateez

All members-

Place an item out to represent each member. Start aggressively hitting the woah in the center while shouting “eight makes one team”. Wait 24 hours then scream “Ateez Present” into your mirror. They should appear.

Hongjoong-

Play Havana by Camila Cabello. Maybe lay out a pair of white shoes and paint. He might customize it for you. Definitely lay out something with minions. The Korean Big Minion is a quick one. You might not actually be able to see him.

Seonghwa (credit to this anon)-

Summoning a seonghwa is the easiest. You have to get a strawberry Frappuccino from Starbucks, go to a mirror and say “Seonghwa Oppa, Seonghwa Oppa, Seonghwa Oppa” He should be in your bed in a few minutes. But if your room is messy he wont stay long or might start aggressively cleaning, depending on how much he likes you.

Yunho-

Place down the Harry Potter book series and chant “Wingardium Leviosa”. Make sure you have chips as an offering. He will be hungry when he arrives. It will also help if you dress up as Spiderman. It will be less likely that he gets scared away. This ritual only works once. So use it wisely.

Yeosang-

Start by flying a drone in an infinity sign over your head. After doing that for about 5 minutes, start skateboarding around the room. At this point, Yeosang should arrive. If not, play video games. He will stay with you and play a few rounds. If you have chicken, he may stay longer.

San (credit to this anon)-

Have a picture of Wooyoung’s butt and thighs, plushies, and some “oh yes” snacks. Adding a Yogurt Smoothing and/or chocolate ice cream may increase the chances of this working. San will appear in the middle of the night and caress you arm. If you wake up with a purple heart sticker on you, it worked. Once summoned, he can freely visit you.

Mingi-

Scream “Fix on” 8 times into the mirror. Light a candle and blow it out. Legend says that you will hear the words “fix on” echoed back. That’s how you know it worked.

Wooyoung-

Have a picture of San, any BTS album, and meat. Lay those out overnight. If you set up a camera, you might see a figure dancing in the dark. If you hear Elmo laugh, it’s not Elmo, it’s Wooyoung. He will be more likely to visit again if you get up and dance with him. He especially likes “fake love.”

Jongho-

Lay out an apple, a monsta x light stick, and a bruno mars album (just playing the song will work too). You might not get to see him but the more powerful the items, the higher chance you will get to see him. Jongho will split the apple and leave you a gift of a photo card of himself. If you are lucky, he may leave an Ateez lightstick as a replacement for the Monsta X one. If he doesn’t like you, he might just take it.

Good luck Atiny. Practice safe summoning and always wear Ateez merch. They will not attack Atiny but they do take down Antis and Solo Stans.

A/N: On my masterlist (the bottom), there are videos on summoning Ateez

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This will go down in history as one of the greatest things Ateez has ever done

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*writes I LIKE GIRLS on every other page of my journals so future historians don’t try to insist that I’m straight”

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jongho as a police officer

jongho: so do you recognize any of these men?

yeosang: i was hiding in the bathroom stall so i couldn't see his face. but i heard him. he was singing along to the music at the bar

jongho: do you remember what he was singing?

yeosang: i think it was that song, "i want it that way".

jongho: backstreet boys. i'm familiar.

jongho, leaning forward into the mic: number one, can you sing the opening song to, "i want it that way"?

suspect one: really? okay.

suspect one: you are my fire.

jongho: number two, keep it going.

suspect two: the one desire.

jongho: number three.

suspect three: believe when i say.

jongho: number four!

suspect four: i want it that way.

jongho: TELL ME WHY!

all suspects: ain't nothing but a heartache.

jongho: TELL ME WHY!

all suspects: ain't nothing but a mistake.

jongho: now number five.

suspect five: i never want hear you say.

jongho: WHOO!

all suspects: i want it that way.

jongho, fanning his face: chills! literal chills!

yeosang:...

yeosang: it was number five. number five killed my brother.

jongho, smiling: oh my god, i forgot about that part.

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god im reading a text about romance fiction (especially targeted at young adults) for class and one sentence in it literally made my brain explode because ive been thinking about this kind of stuff too, how “Many people wouldn’t fall in love if they’ve never heard about it before.” and like…imagine there was no ideal/overaccentuated image of love and romance painted in postmodern mass media….how would we love? would it be purer? more authentic? what would we do differently? would we fall in love at all if we werent constantly being fed an ideal concept of love as the norm in mass media? like what is a natural process of human feelings and what is just a projection of how we want to love and want to be loved based on what we’ve seen on tv and read in books etc? in this essay i will

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what was the point…

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jongho having flashbacks at the fruit aisle