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!! OFFICIAL FOUNDATION ANNOUNCEMENT !!

CALLING ALL ELVII! I am running last minute late admissions to the Elvis Sexyman poll! Any and all Elvii who are not yet in the poll are asked to join

Woah science, this is the last chance to find out who the sexiest Elvis is!

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Joining the war on elvis-official on the side of elvis-official

Next you're gonna say shit like rapists are 'misunderstood' or some shit 💀💀

Seriously you're a fucking idiot.

I just don't think bad people deserve to be killed? I don't think anyone should be killed. Is that controversial?

Like yeah, we should have some kind of justice system for these kinds of terrible people but slaughter shouldn't be a thing we're doing, you know?

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that title is metered in such a way i can't help but hear it set to spamton's music.

the mystical magical life of the king. life of the life of the life of the king. the mystical and magical life of the king. magical magical mysti-kikiking.

WOA H [hot hoochi mama] I'M GOING ON A [20% off] MAGICAL QUEST WITH THE [king of bling] ELVIS

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I'm so high I punctuated a sentence, out loud, with "Elvis Presley" instead of just pausing for longer. Tacked on as a nonsensical suffix. "Yeah, Elvis Presley, that would be good." What the fuck is going on. Soju

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you'a think this number big enough to'a get staff's attention?

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Meow Mama if this gets 10k notes my boyfriend will consider getting this cat. Tumblr, help me convince him that the elvisverse needs another void friend. I've included a picture of the cat on question.

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The true crime is that there technically is always an elvis due to your profile picture therefore making this blog an elvii-bottomless special

Nooo!! How the turns have tabled!!!!

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Do you think I’m a part of the elvis verse based on vibes alone

Sorry man (gender-neutral)

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Sparkle mama! I appreciate your work in cataloging everyone, so that when the time comes we can team up to fight evil together! (The evil presleys are on thin freaking ice)

-@mahou-presley

Woah science, I’m a neutral party in the conflict between good and evil evil Elvii. I’m just here for science hummina hummina test tube thrust

(Also your getting added to the list mama)

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He's dead... My gamble didn't pay off and now the devil in disguise won. Fuck

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okay so last time i did this you lot sic'ed elvis on me, which sealed my fate in a matter of 4 days

so

if you freaks somehow get this to 30k notes, i will wear my gender bracelets in front of my mother and not try to hide them (she does not know yet)

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oughhhh I really want these fuckass elvis heels.........

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when ur mutuals are mutual with each other 

pro: squad con: i saw this post like 18 times today

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CAUGHT YOU

if you have the mental capacity for it, i think everyone should try and run a gimmick/funny roleplay blog at least once in their tumblr career

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if you have the mental capacity for it, i think everyone should try and run a gimmick/funny roleplay blog at least once in their tumblr career

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if you have the mental capacity for it, i think everyone should try and run a gimmick/funny roleplay blog at least once in their tumblr career