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Woah mama, I hope you have a blessed run

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Of course, and you're doin' a hummina hummincredible job so far

Woah mama, @official--eve is an honorary member of the elvisverse

(yes I can do that screw you if you dont like it)

[elvis-blessed-be]

You're hummina humminamazing. You deserve all the blessings.

But I think you might've meant; a thank you, a thank you very much.

Woah mama, @official--eve is an honorary member of the elvisverse

(yes I can do that screw you if you dont like it)

[elvis-blessed-be]

Woah mama, this (second) officalverse and elvis verse post Mashup is now blessed be by Elvis Presley

Woah mama, @official--eve is an honorary member of the elvisverse

(yes I can do that screw you if you dont like it)

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Woah mama, this officalverse Elvis-verse post Mashup is now blessed be by Elvis Presley

As an honorary offical I've decided to throw myself into other places where it makes no sense for me to be. I will become an honorary member of everything.

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Woah mama, this post by a confused person has now been blessed be by Elvis Presley

You know for the first 18-ish years of your life everyone your age is mostly doing the same things and then all of a sudden every year for the rest of your life somebody your age is getting divorced while somebody else just learned what a leaf is and you have no idea what’s going on or what you’re supposed to be doing

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Woah mama, this call-out post is now blessed be by elvis presley

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Hummina hummina

Hey tumblr‼️ a couple of us in the officalverse are making a band and we need your help deciding on names, so, we’re doing this tournament style and you get to vote‼️

And, Please check my page because I will be having more than just one group!

[elvis-blessed-be]

Woah mama! This officalverse band poll post is now blessed be by elvis presley!

Hey tumblr‼️ a couple of us in the officalverse are making a band and we need your help deciding on names, so, we’re doing this tournament style and you get to vote‼️

And, Please check my page because I will be having more than just one group!

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Woah mama, this post about no ham being allowed in nasal cavities is now blessed be by elvis presley

The human body is such bullshit, I hate having to google shit like "why am I having stress symptoms when there are no sources of stress in my life".

[elvis-blessed-be]

10 posts!

Woah mama, that's quite a bit 'a posts!

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Woah mama, there's a huge difference

Just committed hummucide

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Woah mama, this trans rights post is now blessed be by elvis presley.

Honestly the potential possibility that there is even a 1% chance that a confused cis person mistakenly gets a gender surgery they'll later regret should not be a reason to make gender-affirming surgeries harder to get. Not just because trans peoples' lives should be easier, but also because I find that thought to be fucking hilarious.

Like dude how do you accidentally sign up for get-your-dick-inverted-and-your-balls-removed surgery and now you're shocked that you got your dick undone and balls removed? The fuck did you think that was gonna do. lmao fucking idiot.

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Woah mama, thats embarrassing. Im hummina humminaout.

Just committed hummucide

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Hummina hummina, this officalverse post is now blessed be by elvis presley

Just committed hummucide

[elvis-blessed-be]

5 posts!

Woah mama

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Woah mama. This officalverse post is now blessed be by elvis presley.

*becomes homophobic (I am scared of you)*

woah mama