elyseselysium
elyseselysium
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elyseselysium Β· 7 months ago
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Therapist: The first step to addiction recovery is admitting you have a problem!
Me: okay cool what's the second step.
Therapist: The first step to addiction recovery is admitting you have a problem!
Me(through tears): what's the second step
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elyseselysium Β· 10 months ago
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Being in a polycule really be like β€œhello this is my husband, and this is my girlfriend. I met her through her husband who i met on grindr, and hes dating my husband. We fuck sometimes too”
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elyseselysium Β· 1 year ago
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Me a hotwife to my cuck husband whos scared of me driving: So do you want me to drive 30 miles to suck this guys dick or do you want to?
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elyseselysium Β· 1 year ago
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true gooncels are the only ones who appreciate my works.
how am i supposed to explain why its hot to sniff the armpit
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