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my beautiful butch wife

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I need them to see this

Enjoying Phil's chronic illness core outfit (ignore Dan, he's resource guarding)

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the amount of people responding to my tom and Jerry post admitting they don't know which one is tom and which is jerry makes me fucking sick

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dan: "did i consent to you touching my hair? personal space, bubble, bubble, sphere!"

also dan:

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One thing about Dan and Phil is that they were never joking or trying to be trendy with their whole socially awkward hermits thing. Those boys do NOT go outside

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Im crying

Dan reclaiming theater to be his safe space. (x)

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I've never felt more like their child than "they think it's funny."

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I KNOW NONE OF YOU GUYS CARE BECAUSE YOURE WATCHING THE PODCAST RIGHT NOW BUT OH MY GOD IM GOING INSANE

im putting my phwedding tinfoil hat on.

what do you mean you want that to "be an option". an option for what dan. why do you need to have a say in how weddings go daniel.

and the "can we" too????? DANIEL JAMES HOWELL STOP.

im going insane. IM GOING INSANE

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Phil solo project is imminent and I’m growing more feral by the day

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a watched nut never busts. or something. i dont fucking know what you people find funny anymore. 9/11.

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Shut Up I'm Talking: Dan and Phil Patreon highlights

Weird fan interactions: Fans lurking outside Jack's neighbor's house by accident. People waiting for Tommy in his local park. Dan and Phil staying at an Air B&B where the owner asked them to keep the door unlocked so her daughters could say hi (they just left). Phil’s new therapist having watched his videos before, they decided not to continue therapy together.

Tom, Jack, and Dan are basic names. Martin Lester = M.(o)Lester 

Tom and Dan and standup vs Youtube

Explaining twink death to Tommy. Tommy is still a twink, Jack is more twunk. Jack can’t grow a beard, Tommy shaves daily.

Phil hated being told what to do on the BBC “It felt like raising someone else’s child” “No regrets, but I wouldn’t do it again”

Dan called Phil babe (?) in the context of a squirrel bite

Phil’s parents were always supportive of his weird career

Phil keeps fixing Dan’s mic position

Dan knows nothing about the Dream drama, Phil watched Tommy’s newest video. They are both Team Tommy even thought they don’t understand the lore

Tom and Jack like to have nice long chats

Jack had a dream that he and Timothee Chalemet were friends so now he calls him Timmy

Dan thinks Nosferatu is hot. Tommy judges him severely. Phil was scared

Favorite movies: Dan says Kill Bill v.1, Phil says that’s his as well so one of them has to pick v.2. Jack has only seen v.1. Tommy’s favorite movie is UP

The Lion Guard trauma. Jack voiced 3 lines of a video game

Tommy comes back 5 minutes later to argue on behalf of UP

Dan calls Tommy an old soul

Being tall, mention meeting Ranboo

The people that live with Tommy are called the G-squad bc they all have Godzilla pants from Japan. The flat is called the G-spot

Dan’s Mario Kart rating is 12,000

Tommy is terminally offline and gets all his slang from Harry. He doesn’t know who the Rizzler is.

Jack is supportive of Dan and Phil for having Millennial humor.

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bal·ance /ˈbaləns/ a condition in which different elements are equal or in the correct proportions.