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basic human empathy has got to make a comeback divas

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one william dollars isnt even that much money anymore due to the flation

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they should invent an apartment that has huge windows but is never too hot and is near everything i like and all my friends but is also quiet when i want it to be and costs zero dollars or perhaps they pay me to live in. and they save it just for me so i dont have to look for it :)

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Walking around my neighborhood wearing my sick as fuck custom T-shirt that says "I STEAL EVERY FRIENDLY CAT I MEET WITH NO REMORSE I DO IT ALL THE TIME DON'T CALL IT A COMEBACK I BEEN HERE FOR YEARS KEEP THAT BEAST ENCLOSED LEST YE FACE MY LIGHTNING CAT GRASP" and smiling politely while my neighbors' indoor-outdoor cats gently trot down the sidewalk towards me as the neighbors themselves read my shirt with a growing sense of panic.

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if you aren't best friends with your lover and a little bit in love with all your friends than what's the fucking point

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what do you collect more of? figurines (anime figures, miniatures, blink boxes, etc) plushies (beanie plushies, character-shaped pillows, stuffed crochets) results

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Bruce Springsteen visiting his childhood home in New Jersey. 1980s | 2025.

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A good rule of thumb for AI is "would you trust a trained pigeon to do this?"

"We trained a pigeon to recognise cancerous cell clusters and somehow they're really good at it" okay great, that's something that could plausibly be a thing.

"We trained a pigeon to recognise good CV:s and left it in charge of sorting through all our job applications" uh perhaps consider not doing that.

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guy who forgot the term "road head": duuuude i got carjacked last night 🥴🥴🥴

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why are you, as a man, not kissing other men

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It's impressive how Neil Gaiman vanished from the internet. Wish Rowling would do the same.

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can something good and pleasant happen to me now please

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People will claim to be a fan of some thing and then hate all of the themes and motifs and story lines and plot lines and protagonists and antagonists like man I don’t think that you actually like it here

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*crawling through the dirt bleeding out* boobs... i need to see.. boobs..

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Let’s block a parking space with mama