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Excuse me while I writhe on the floor 

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rawr

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A Month of Spook - (28/31)

↳ Dan and Phil vs. JASON - Friday the 13th!

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also let it be known this was happening not on youtube but on the bbc

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“You need like, cherry blossoms for hanami. Otherwise it’s just a picnic.”

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the bbc said we’re gonna post a twink with his animal print underwear in full display and that same twink tied up with an apple in his mouth on his breakfast bar while also being Weird about the relationship he has with his best friend and everyone just had to watch that

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Art by: @shittywatercolour

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For @phwedding-phring, a winner of the @phandomgives fanworks raffle, who requested phyuri doodles! I referenced Dan and Phil's closets with some inspo from Courtney Miller's outfits and one of my own jackets!

Thank you to everyone who supported and donated this year for Dan’s birthday drive!

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Dan wears a sheer black top over a black and red bra, a black mini-skirt, ripped tights, and Louboutin boots. Phil wears a white and red "Good Vibes" t-shirt, red shorts with colorful flowers, Kodak socks, and red sneakers.

Dan wears a black "Precious Baby Angel" t-shirt. Phil wears a white "Chillax" 1990's t-shirt.

Dan wears a white embroidered short-sleeved button-up, a long black embroidered skirt, and wedge sandals. Phil wears a short-sleeved button up with embroidered flowers, black capris, and Birkenstock sandals.

Dan wears a white embroidered jacket over a zippered turtleneck, a black miniskirt, and buckled cowboy boots. Phil wears a plaid brown jacket over a black anime t-shirt, blue jeans with a brown belt and carabiner, striped socks, and white and blue sneakers.

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some parallels ❆ [40/?] 

You are valid. It gets so much better. And the future is clear: it’s pretty queer.

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words of affirmation i repeat on the daily

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Omg just saw a video of a newly married couple still at the ceremony doing best of three rock paper scissors to see whose surname they would take. Ultimate Dan vs Phil all or nothing

if it's a draw they go with striker

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dil and tabitha are bi4bi, dab and evan are childhood friends to gay lovers, and dalien is the rest of the god damn alphabet. happy pride month to the howlters

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the ridiculousness of the phivorce era is really funny in hindsight. like that period of time when dan and phil pretended to not even know each other in public and then went to their shared home and probably slept in the same bed. They wouldnt even say they lived together. an interviewer pointed out phil's buffy collection on the shelf above dan and instead of just saying they were his flatmate's he bullshitted about them being his. Phil omitted dan from stories even when we knew for a fact he was there bc a fan saw them. I'm glad that it was shortlived but how did they ever think that we would just accept that?

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I love that the most surprising thing dnp could do with the much anticipated rebrand is

DanAndPhil(JustGonnaPlayThe)Games

like we’d never see that coming.

This, is you will:

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dan and phil being the top phan blogs.... Yeah. makes sense.