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emiken-070907 · 22 hours ago

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THE LUKA SLANDER 💔💔I loved him since the Wardance event I will happily take him and ofc you managed to throw Idia Shroud from the mobile hit game Twisted Wonderland in there

"I spend 2-3 hours shipping instead of writing my fic" AND DIDNT INCLUDE MY SILLY ASS siiiggghh the council will forgive you bc my connection to hoyo is held strong soley by Yanqing but we're watching you

DONT EAT ME 💔💔💔💔 I DIDNT KNOW WHO TO SMACK YOU WITH honestly it wouldve been another luka diagnosis i fear. luka is like the blunt that no one gaf abt in the grand scheme of things 💔 but istg GUYS HES SUCH A GREEN FLAG. HES GOOD WITH KIDS HES A DORK HES SO KIND HE HAS A GOOD HEART HES EXTROVERTED HE JUST ALSO. HAS A FEW DENTS IN HIS HEAD BUT LIKE GUYS HEAR ME OUT……. also i think his golden retriever swag would enchant you emi . if not him however. flins. because he looks like your man (idia) and i know nothing about him but he reminds me if idia and a certain someone like. fused. iykyk.

#i may be stupid but the other one is Cyril isn't it #it's him right #or I might be stupid like who knows atp

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emiken-070907 · 3 days ago

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chat I was innocent on this one

DOUGHAELS VOICE HIGHKEY KINDA….

#it's always the priests #you actually can't makr this up

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emiken-070907 · 5 days ago

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dear god how do you become moots with people here. or twitter. dear lord give me a sign

#another L for Emi amen #and they're a rather big artist too I am cooked #please I just wanna make friends and be silly

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emiken-070907 · 17 days ago

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If Reese is getting hoes then I Am giving one to Alfred (Yes is am going to ship him w Bennet)

Oh you can't Stop me HEHEHEHEHE

me personally i think we should keep the hoes AWAY from Alfred, for their sake anyway

thats a freak of a man

#“he's a freak of a man” my liege. my liege but consider.#a hoe that treated that fucker like a walking science experiment; “what the fuck is wrong with him” taken to a new extreme #matching his freak? perhaps. trying to understand to root of his freak? now we're talking #give this fucker a bitch so bad no one know how he bagged all that PLUS a bitch that might even frighten him from time to time #(insert “Do Not Be Afraid” “Sir this is the sexiest moment of my life” pic thank you)

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emiken-070907 · 2 months ago

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a total messy number

#one of my favorite things is people remembering that Idia is actually disgustingly rich #but he's real for that WOAH WHO SAID THAT #idia shroud #twst #azul ashengrotto

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emiken-070907 · 2 months ago

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New event coming up huh...

And it has Idia working a minimum wage job?????

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emiken-070907 · 2 months ago

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one thing I love about the new Chip n Dale event is that, aside from Idia being Idia, he is also the son of a billionaire family he has probably never even gotten close to touching any kind of cooking supply aside from that one cooking class with the ghost chefs. and now he's working minimum wage.

He'd break down from that alone like imagine going from easily being able to sell out entire concerts if you'd want to, to taking on extra hours just to buy the DLC to a game I'd go crazy too

#twisted wonderland #twst #idia shroud #twst idia #the true comedy of this event lies within thinking about who the characters are lmao #we got billionaire son. retired war general. guy who usually pays BELOW minimum wage. and Some Dude #truly what an essembly of characters #no wonder Ruggie isnt in this event he'd make too much sense #this. this is hilarious. go depressed boy who just wants to buy a miku figurine go!!!

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emiken-070907 · 3 months ago

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A Missed Opportunity

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#imagine fumbling so badly you make Lilia Vanrouge's legacy proud #missed his shot so hard the universe put his own grandson in his old situationship just to say “look what you could've had dumbass”#on second note crazy how the butterfly effect works #if calcifier chose bros before hoes NO ONE of the current hatter line would be there. maddie dodged a bullied via his grandpa's lack of gam #(said man still found a wife (assumingly) and has children (who knows how many he had his son has 7 of em))

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emiken-070907 · 3 months ago

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another horrible day of not knowing vent post etiquette

#like. will i be executed for interacting with it #it sure feels like it #Illu if you're reading this. you are seen (I don't have any context aside from chem sucks (true))

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emiken-070907 · 3 months ago

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A Friendship that lasts a lifetime

Lulu and Hattie <3

#crying over twst ocs again this rly is 2022 again fucking damnit #THEY ARE SO CUTSIEFUL :((#Maddie recieving a prophecy from the heavens: I have the best idea for a family tradition. (befriend that One Fae)#THIS IS MAKING ME CRY SO BADLY #he'll always have a hatter to watch grow old and comfortable in life SOBBING #skip like 10 years and Lulu hears A Gong and knows a new Hatsifier has been born #oh the joy and horror of seeing your friend grow old and then proceed to watch over their children who remind you of them #who then grow old so you watch over THEIR kids. which also grow old so you-

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emiken-070907 · 4 months ago

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did i ever tell you guys that the Manta Twins are canonically REALLY attractive, like attractive that they'd be scouted for modeling agencies

they'd get hoes if they didn't scare them off with their freakiness

#“they'd get hoes if they weren't freaks” look me dead in the eyes and say that #on god that'd increase their hoe count #they'd have stan accounts and all that shit #“he's problamatic!!” “yeah but he's my pookie :((” type shit #don't joke lad don't joke /silly

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emiken-070907 · 4 months ago

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A head cannon idea for Pen and Peyn, i can imagine the two would be the type to spend an hour arguing over what's the best snack in front of a vending machine only to then get up to hyjinks when a snack then gets stuck in the machine.

Love your art and OCs by the way!

save them-

#you will then see both argue for another 40 minutes over who should stick their arm up the vending machine #“you have smaller hands” “my arms are too short! you do it!” “nuh uh. I'm far too valuable as a vice dormleader”#knowing that Pan has a (older? younger?) brother AND Peyn is (assumingly) an only child with probably immense anger issues #yeah this is like comedy gold

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emiken-070907 · 4 months ago

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ok his so this ask is incredibly self-indulged, but I do wonder: the beasts are ancient, aren't they? like, before PV kinda old essentially, what I am saying is these old geezers would crumble with modern technology it'd be kinda cute, too, actually - I mean, Smilk would have smth knew to learn :]] but honestly I just need these guys to discover technology for the first time. ask them where the app store is and they'll open a map also, in context of the goldenraisen art you made: smilk discovering gay marriage (bro still believes in asking for blessings) (he doesn't know you can act like this before marriage) (he will implode in 5 minutes) /jj

i love the concept of these (no longer) all powerful beings suddenly having to deal with modern tech, its so funny. whos peepaw at barnes and nobles looking at bl right now

anyway i agree thatd be both cute and so fUCKING funny. try to explain the whole thing of streaming to mystic flour or any other beast. what the fuck

and while i think that they would very quickly get familiar with it (not to mention, shadow milk could peep into the outside world when imprisoned, making him even less of a stranger to tech), there surely would be a period of time for every beast where they need to learn what a car is. or computers.

though hm. besides the guy-knows-all, i have a feeling burning spice would also be more or less familiar with tech. he witnessed many civilizations rise and fall, there had to be something?? unless we want to stick to the fantasy setting with the beasts backstories i suppose

also yOU FOOL. YOU FOOL. /j SHADOW MILK INVENTED THE GAY MARRIAGE. THIS COOKIE SWINGS ALL THE WAYS (in the past he considered asking for blessings a very formal and also romantic thing to do. after being imprisoned by witches, he would ridicule this idea)

#smilk using tech inside the tree just to watch drama is a genius idea #that guy would loovvee soap opera. probably watched em with blasaph and capple trust #explaining streaming to the beasts: "yeah so basically you watch a guy talk or play games or do something else. you can also live comment-#in the chat and donate money to em“ ”so that's what happened to court jesters?“#honestly I think Mystic would either love or hate streaming. watch calming asmr or be appaled by the sums of money wasted daily?#decisions decisions indeed #also please give burning a nokia its the closest thing to eternal life #oh and eternal would binge watch 100%#- brought to you by the very anon who wrote that msg. i am doing great trust

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emiken-070907 · 4 months ago

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I said once that Ezmond is my oc thats most likely to overblot but since i have more on the list

the OCs that are likely to overblot have also increased, so here's them tweaking out