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I love making candles out of Upcycled gin bottles 🥰

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So excited to launch my new candle range 🥰🥰 After loads of experimenting, hard work and perseverance, the first four are ready to the public! Take a look ❤️♻️🍾🕯🇬🇧

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jk rowling told me personally that hedwig was the duolingo owl the whole time. anytime she’s not actively delivering a message to harry, she’s threatening people everywhere to make sure they do their german lesson. this is never mentioned because it’s not relevant to harry’s journey

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Back off ya spooky wee virus thingy

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The people of North Wales (Town of Llandudno) are nailing the lockdown so well that with the lack of humans walking around due to COVID-19, the local mountain goats have taken over their town!

via @VampireGhuleh

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Supernatural - 10x17 |  “Inside Man”

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A fully healed picture of my Harry Potter tattoo that I had before Christmas!

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i am the most obnoxious person i know

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Wrapping up this Bobcat skull for mystery boxes. His worn tooth is a really great opportunity to talk about this.

When we talk about first world problems we usually think about something trivial, but the changes in diet that lead to changes in anatomy are some real first world problems. Other places to see my posts: INSTAGRAM / FACEBOOK / ETSY / KICKSTARTER

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30 Hilarious Puns That Have Graced This One Sign Over the Years

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british crabs amiright

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One time, I woke up at 2 am because my boyfriend had kicked me, hard, in his sleep. He woke up gasping and sweating and apologizing, and I told it him was okay, he was just dreaming, not to worry. 

Then, I asked, “What were you dreaming about?” 

He had a distant, awestruck look on his face. 

“There was this giant crocodile,” he said slowly, “and it was coming out of a swamp to kill me, so I had to kick it to keep it away….except it had The Rock’s face.”

“The Rock? Like…Dwayne Johnson, The Rock?”

He turned to look at me with something like slowly dawning glee.

“Yeah,” he said, “It was Dwayne ‘The Croc’ Johnson.”

A beat.

And then we laughed so hard, we almost threw up.

My boyfriend wasn’t even fully conscious and his brain came up with a top-tier dad joke and I still think about this at least three times a week.

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When you get a friend to print the boarding slip