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Yeaapp

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If

My life was like social media, things "Trending now" would include, •Making up with Emma •Staying up far too late & my personal favorite •"Whatre you doing with your life?" Ah. I surely am eventful

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Quote of the Day

Goes to mumz, referring to cupcake frosting: "this can only be described as Like, Angel cum."

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It's 12:17

& so Far, for breakfast I Had tacos. And drank whiskey in a bust stop bathroom. Feelin' good about Thursday.

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i hate finding a cut or bruise on my body and im like wtf? shouldn’t i have felt that? was I there when it happened?

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Bigfoot is fake

he only calls me when he needs money or snacks or a place to hide

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Sign me the fuck up

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Why do people drink alcohol it tastes disgusting

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you know what i love

i love that angelina jolie is so unproblematic that the only jokes people ever make about her is that she adopts ‘too many kids’

like i wanna be on that level where i’m so relevant in media that people need to joke about me, but because im such a good person they joke about me adopting kids from orphanages and putting them in a good home

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I’m gonna wing it

Me, about something I most definitely should not wing (via trenzawhor)

99.9% of my life

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i have more selfies than friends

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I don't listen to country music because I'm not aroused by tractors

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Male problems:  When you wrap a towel around yourself, you don’t have breasts to keep it up

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if u wit ur girl

and she put her phone down like this:

u mostly likely a side nigga stay woke