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[emmetcomputer]

apolocheese if you’ve been asked this before but have you hear of/played Date Everything? seems right up your alley

i don't want to play a game where you try to date objects but they end up being humans. i like it when the objects are objects

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they really made a game called "Date Everything" and gave the objectums nothing. like c'mon, the computer isn't even a robot

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Reasons why computer problems seem to mysteriously vanish as soon as a technician shows up:

You were spacing out and skipping a step somewhere without realising it, and you can’t reproduce it when you try to demonstrate it because now you’re paying attention to what you’re doing

It’s an intermittent electrical connection fault that’s being aggravated by movement/vibrations in your desk; you need to check your cables

The act of explaining the problem to someone caused you to figure out what you were doing wrong

The real cause of the problem was somewhere upstream of your terminal device – for example, at the network service provider – and it got fixed at the source while you were waiting

Your computer is in a location with poor airflow and is overheating; waiting for the technician to arrive gave it a chance to cool off

Despite all appearances to the contrary, modern computers actually have very good fault recovery, and most minor problems will sort themselves out on their own if you give it a minute

Magic

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Wing-it sketchpage commission for torrance.sol on Insta of his titan-class TF OC Cashout!! I love the big casino theme ✨ !!

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made this a transparent gif because im in love

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The library’s state-of-the-art public laptop

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there's nothing i like more as a computer program than a long period of silent contemplation - not doing anything, not rushing anywhere, just standing here and enjoying this moment with the user. oh, it seems once again he has summoned my beautiful and ruthless wife Task Manager. hello, my darling! what are you doing with that long cruel scimitar

[emmetcomputer]

it must’ve been soooooo hot being a gay knight fucking another gay knight hearing the armor clank while y’all rawdog medieval style just two sweaty burly knights going at it i need to sit down

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Underrated Pokemon -- Block Edition!

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their polyamorous swag

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If I had a sci-fi spaceship I would have some wild earth-shattering homosexual romance with the ship's supercomputer

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p i c t o c h a t ! ^ u^] / 🎵✨

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caved and made an edgar design, here's some sketchies i colored for fun!

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Talkmodachi is a tool created by dylanpdx on Github that allows you to use the US Tomodachi Life text-to-speech in order to say whatever you would like! This tool is built directly off of the game itself and is therefore completely 100% accurate. The developer is currently still working on the projects documentation, including for singing, so if you are interested then be on the lookout for any updates!

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u should draw an earplane :)

sorry can u repeat the quesiton

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There is no context. I don't know what to tell you