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"I'm not that insane," Emmett replied, shaking his head. "I quite like my junk fully attached, thank you," he added with a wink and a wide grin. "Though, phase two might include some dancing..." he drawled. "Besides, like I said before...you deserve the best, Rubes."  

Let's go out tonight | Ruby and Emmett | Closed

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ihavethatthingwithlies replied to your post:Someone come do something with Emmett!

*glares at you*

I LOVE YOU AND I'M WORKING ON IT I SWEAR, BUT MY MUSE FOR LONG POSTS IS STILL BLAAAAAAAAAAAHH. 

I have it half done, though...does that help? 

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OPEN | Sexual Sunday

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Someone come do something with Emmett!

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Emmett watched her with a skeptically raised eyebrow, cocking his head to one side and shoving his hands in his pockets. "Gretch, what the hell are you doing?" 

"There’s gotta be something," she replied. "A hidden door or a secret compartment or some—" As she looked at the floor, she noticed scratch marks on the ground perpendicular to the coffin. "Skid marks?" Then realization dawned on her. She rounded the coffin and began to push.

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Emmett rolled his eyes, trying to ignore how utterly absurd this entire situation was. "Alright," he drawled, deciding to play along, "Well, there's nothing here but a casket, Gretchen."

"Well I believe she’s storing people’s hearts here and plans to kill them any day now." She looked around the room. "There’s gotta be a door somewhere."

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"Yes," he replied with a chuckle, "Phase two involves clothes...phase three, however..." Emmett drawled with a smirk, lifting his eyebrows briefly. He nodded at her thanks, laughing again at her question. "Yes, Rubes. That's what you do. Relax, though. You're not gonna get kicked out if you use the wrong fork, or something. Just enjoy it." 

Let's go out tonight | Ruby and Emmett | Closed

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Sneaking up behind Gretchen, he whispered harshly, looking around cautiously, "What the hell are we doing here, Gretchen? You're the sheriff....I'm the deputy and this is definitely against the law." 

Upon reaching the cemetery, she pulled a bobby pin out of her hair. There was a lock on the door to the mausoleum, so she picked it easily before entering. Looking around, she wondered where her heart was.

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Emmett grumbled softly but followed behind her, silently rolling his eyes. This whole thing was ridiculous, a waste of time, but if she insisted...

Gretchen bit her lip. “I know, but…I can prove it,” she realized, moving in the direction of the cemetery. She remembered one of the visions she’d seen. Her heart…it was…it was in Regina’s vault.

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Glinda!!!

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His face clenched at the plea in her eyes, shaking his head. "Gretchen, this is crazy. I'm not some saviour meant to 'bring back the happy endings', or whatever. And my parents left me on the side of the road, they're definitely not my age." 

Gretchen sighed. “I know it sounds crazy, but…I remember now.” She looked up at him, her eyes pleading for him to believe her.

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He chuckled softly, giving her a charming smile. "You look fantastic, stop worrying. Besides, this is only phase one...Phase two isn't nearly as formal," he assured, grabbing her hand and following behind the receptionist. When they were at their table, Emmett pulled out Ruby's chair, giving her a wink.

Let's go out tonight | Ruby and Emmett | Closed

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Reblog if you're 100% willing to rp with female muses even if smut isn't involved.

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Runs in, kisses you, hugs you, kisses you again. Hands you IOU for shoulder massage (because us guys have good hands). Why? Because you, Emmett, are fantastic and do not get enough love!!!

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Emmett!!! You are back, in all your loving, kind, sexy glory!!!! Here, have a hug and a kiss! (And, who knows, possibly soonish? A Henry who will love you as a son? If the stars align, possible muse and real life cooperate and you don't mind? Gabe could even get a 'little brother' in that case in a few weeks? As possible mun crosses her fingers for good luck with all of the above!)

*clings* THANK YOU BBY!!!

One can only hope! *fingers crossed* 

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I need to do more stuff with my boy Emmett here...anyone want to plot?