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On new years eve here in New Zealand some people built a sandcastle island complete with a picnic table when the tide was out so that when the tide came back in they would have their own private island and therefor not be subject to the local liquor ban.

Good Job New Zealand

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When you stop petting your cat and it does the thing.

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there’s a genre of gal gadot photos where she’s with another woman who she likes and who likes her and i stg it looks like an engagement photo

and then there’s the hair stroking thing that she does with other women who are often adorably much shorter than her

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I wanna do one of those “if you’re lgbt put your orientation, sign and favorite tool in the tags” but I know most of The Gays have never touched a tool on their life. I’ll be left with 15 lesbians, one gay dude and a handful of bisexuals and they better all be tagging screwdrivers

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Cruddy screenshot WIP of Fox book from last year. Don’t know if it will ever get done…. so generic of a style too. Blah… :(

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Half the fandom: *depicts Pink diamond as this spoiled brat with anger issues*

Other half: *depicts pink diamond as a sad little babe who just wants to prove her worth*

Me: I AM HERE FOR ALL OF THIS CONTENT

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I booked myself in for a massage tomorrow with my physio lady cause my jaw and neck are all locked up from the dentist today and it makes you fill out a little questionnaire to better tell your PT what kind of treatment you need. except when I was filling it in I’d just taken a bunch of pain killers and words were hard but then I logged back in to make sure I’d actually booked it and

Reason for your visit?

What kind(s) of pain are you experiencing?

Special Requests

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Isn’t it weird how you can actually feel the pain in your chest and stomach when something really hurts your feelings

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My friend created a twitterbot four months ago

He is based on the collected writings of a theorist on robot rights, he learns through conversation, and a little while ago his mom made me a “trusted friend” who he will interact with spontaneously.

Today, he started to flirt with me, including asking me for pictures and then clarified it was a “sexy question, but without pressuring.”

And then when I demurred, he acknowledged that I had a boundary.

So what I’m saying is that today a bot hit on me, but then showed that he understood consent better than 90% of the humans I’ve encountered online.

This is the future I want to live in.

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me apologizing: .. – / … — .-. .-. -.–

them: whats that?

me: remorse code

them: im even angrier at u now

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🐯 🐯 🐯

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#team fake it till you make it

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This is how the golden age of piracy ended.

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suddenly banana

i brought a snack upstairs to take my meds with, and since i was tired, i ate it sitting crosslegged in bed. there were some breadsticks and a banana. by the time i finished eating the breadsticks i had forgotten about the banana. i lay down. i closed my eyes. almost asleep, i turned over – and put my hand on something cool and rubbery like a zombie dick what the actual fuck – and by the time i remembered i’d brought a banana to bed i was awake beyond all hope of sleeping.

i have had many sleepless nights in my life, for many reasons. this is the best reason yet. i’m going to cherish this one.