emotionallyunavailablebutch

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I become a lady in waiting for the evil queen because I'm hoping we'll get into a situation where we make eye contact in the mirror while I'm brushing her hair. She will notice the way my hands are shaking and arch her neck just a little because she enjoys the way I have to physically restrain myself from leaning down to kiss the mole on her throat. Anyway turns out she's just really into beheading roleplay and wants me to pretend to be a preying mantis when we have sex. Which I reluctantly do

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If I'm being so honest I want a girl without a bedframe whose floor is covered in clothes and empty energy drink cans. I want her to hiss at me like an angry cat if I even so much as think about clearing away her emotional support trashpile. I don't want to fix her but I do want to suck her clit while she's lying on her back scrolling reddit. I want to see how far I get before she's so pissed off that I'm distracting her from her memes that she kicks me off the bed. When it's laundry day I try to pick her up bridal style and carry her to the bath but she keeps scratching me until I let go. In the end the only way she'll let me wash her is if I lick her clean with her tongue. It's not even a sex thing it's just because she can't watch her anime in the bath and she doesn't want to miss the latest episode of her magical girl show. She sees me as an annoying vacuum cleaner and the only time she gives me attention is when she makes me drink her piss bottles for entertainment. I have to do it because otherwise they'll just sit there and start to smell. It's given me several life-threatening infections and I've never felt better!

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I just don't think it's very realistic for men to be involved in sex

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Ren faire is also an excuse to have a sword so you can behead anyone who tries to push your chair without permission! Or make your servants do it for you so you don't have to get your pretty hands dirty :p

I think a severely underdiscussed dimension of renfaires is the potential for them to justify me having a wheelchair-pushing servant in a way that is fully congruent with the overall vibe. Like of course the unnamed pauper behind me is pushing me, I demand it. Knights got nothin on a solid pusherboy.

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We gotta do something about men

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idonthtink this is really what being a maid is like

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I LOVE PREDATORY WOMEN!!! I LOVE WOMEN WHO ARE PERVERTS!!! I LOVE WOMEN WITH DEPRAVED AND ‘GROSS’ KINKS!!!!

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say it with me. MEN ARE TRANS WOMEN

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don't let the alt right make you think being a male is an immutable trait of yours. you can always become a woman to be a true leftist

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Being a butch repair operator for robot girls is so frustrating. They're always getting excited and overworked thinking about the eroticism of getting repaired, but I just wanna finish my shift and go home.

I get it, you're flustered, but if you overheat and melt parts I'm gonna have to fix that, too, and I didn't bring the right supplies. I've got other appointments today, so please just chill.

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fat femme friday? no. fat femme everyday. fat femme sunday fat femme monday fat femme tuesday fat femme wednesday fat femme thursday fat femme friday fat femme saturday

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I'm normal about girls. I can be trusted around girls

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saw a video about how to tell if your crush is a lesbian and all the comments were men complaining that lesbians weren't into them. just transition if you want me so bad 🙄 what, like you wouldn't be prettier and happier as a girl?

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hey can you do me a favor? this girl keeps asking me out and i'm so not interested but she's gonna be at the party tonight so i need you to pretend to be my girlfriend. just this once toootally. you can use one of my dresses from when i was fem. no need to give it back after, you can use it if you ever need a halloween costume or you're in a play or you decide to transi- ahem. also i'm gonna need you to wear these heels (don't worry about how i got a pair in your exact size) and let me do your makeup and put on this estrogen patch i mean sticker. it's just a sticker. no it's totally safe i did your bloodwork while you were sleeping and it all came back great

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oh baby you can't find your shirt and you're going to be late for the gym? why don't you wear one of mine? no don't be silly it's not a sports bra haha why would i make you wear a bra. do you need help doing it up? you're such a pretty girl i mean uhhh did you hear something? i thought i heard something. must have been the wind. anyway take these shorts too. no it's okay that they fit you like panties this is what all the manly men are wearing these days

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"i could fix him" "i could make him worse" i could crush up estrogen pills to put in her food and then gaslight her about it when she starts growing tits.

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Reblog to Estrogenize Prev*

*Cis men are welcome to reblog this, but be aware that those labels may not last :3