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[emzone]

The Biggest Idiots I’ve Seen

All my life, I thought that everything was perfect. Sunshine and Rainbows and Nothing Else. Then it was 2016, and everything shattered to pieces. 1 Year Later, I was in Hollywood Hell, and I still am.

2 days ago I uploaded a Review of the Film “Rocko’s Modern Life: Static Cling.” Today I checked the video when I saw I had gotten 31 Views on it. I clicked on the video. When I saw that it had 3 Dislikes, I was confused because the video was good quality, and it featured my raw reaction to the movie on the day it released (in Canada and the States). Then I noticed an 11 Minute review made by another YouTuber. His review only had 7 Views, but it was terrible.

He put images of the film on his computer screen, which were hard to see due to a glare. It was horribly lazy. At least when I made my TLMP Episodes, I made sure that the text on the screen was easy to see. Now that I have screen record, my videos are better than ever!

Now that I’ve given some background on the situation, I’ll explain why I think these types of critics are absolute idiots!

1. If the TV Show/Video Game/Toyline/Movie has a LGBTQ+ Character in it, hey won’t shut up about the character in question.

2. In the case of RML: Static Cling, they say that the movie is about accepting LGBTQ+ People, when it’s ACTUALLY ABOUT CHANGE, WHICH HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH GAY PEOPLE!

3. WHY WOULD YOU EVEN MENTION GAY PEOPLE, WHEN THE FILM HAS A TRANSWOMAN WHO ISNT GIVEN A LOVE INTEREST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

4. I want to make a cartoon of my own in the future. But it’s these Pieces of Garbage that make me not want to release it in my own Continent. I think I might need to fly to Belgium, and sell my DVDs in the sewers, just because my show has a Gay Transman in it, and because people overreact and love to make Rule 34 of those types in characters, with She-Ra Reboot-Looking results!!!

5. Just because it has ONE, TWO or THREE LGBTQ+ Characters, doesn’t not make it a “Queer Film” that shouldn’t even be a category!!!!!

Sorry for being angry but that’s how I feel...

(2024 Update: This post is outdated, you can ignore it)

[emzone]

MY THOUGHTS ON SHOPKINS WILD

The first time I saw this movie, I thought it was okay. Then I saw it a second time, and realized it was worse than I thought. It’s one of those cliched kids movies where the main characters worship a celebrity who was not mentioned in previous media, but then they find out that the famous person in question is evil or not as brave as on TV. With this movie, it’s actually tolerable to a small extant.

The biggest problem in this movie is the One-Dimensional Main Characters, Buncho Bananas Being the worst offender, an annoying dumb-as-heck Male Protagonist who has said the unfunniest jokes I’ve ever heard. Seriously, at least the Mansters from Monster High (Clawd, Deuce, and Gil) had cool designs and differing personalities. Donatina (the first shoppie I bought), is an overdramatic whiny fan of Scarletta Gateau, until she discovers she’s the main villain, which sounds like a stupid reason to stop liking an actress. Jessicake, Rainbow Kate, and Apple Blossom don’t have personalities that can be defined. Kooky Cookie (one of the most popular Shopkins out there) does barely anything in this film, other than travelling to Pawville with her? friends. Peppa Mint is the stupidest and most unrealistic of wimps I’ve ever seen who could be scared by Fluttershy of all people. The Citizens of Em Stree— I Mean Pawville, are just your typical multicolored Animal Pals who act all welcoming and are just Non-Human Versions of the Shoppies.

So you may be wondering what I like about the film. The Answer: Scarletta’s Raccoon or Red Panda Friend, Ruby. She looks sooooo cute and Edible, no seriously, she looks like some red Gelatin Snack I’m ready to eat. And my favorite scene was when Minty Paws Roared in the face of that Cow. It was so satisfying to see her be scary, after everyone wouldn’t shut up about how cute she was when she told them not to.

But of Course, if I hate this movie, then that means there must have been a scene like no other that was so bad, it made me hate the entire film! The scene played after the credits, and showed Scarletta Gateau sitting on her couch watching TV, when she sees some Ad for the Film series she used to Star in— her character, was recasted, with Mystabella...WHO HAS A DARKER SKIN TONE THAN HER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I’m not a Left-Wing, but this scene still made me angry. Angrier than when I couldn’t find the name of those Sugar in the Raw Ads.

In Conclusion, Shopkins Wild, is freaking Garbage, and I give it an OK Rating, because I couldn’t give this film a bad...

- Em

(2024 Update: This post is outdated, you can ignore it. My opinion of the film has changed)