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by @.nonbinarycowboy (right), @.lasertheboy (left) and @.gentlemenscomedyclub (event) on Instagram.

Transcript:

Charlie I went on a first date the other night, and she told me she really wanted my dick.

Laser: Did you give it to her?

Charlie: Yes, but I said I need it back by next week. [Audience laughs].

Laser: Of course, of course. [sighs] You know Charlie, I met a guy once. He won a lifetime supply of testosterone.

Charlie: Oh my God, how'd he swing that?

Laser: Cisgender, cisgender. [Audience laughs].

Charlie: Good for him, good for him.

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this is fycking sending me rn

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nothing like getting marionetted by a marionette

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THE OUTFITS

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blair is so angelcoded <3

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a fake artist goes to new york was my first exposure to nrb therefore yoga man has such a prized place in my heart. I love you yoga man from fake artist forever and ever.

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My husband loves Smosh and so I was able to convince him to watch BOTC this way... He did not understand my frustration lol

Okay I was so excited for Smosh to play BOTC. And I’m making my way through this episode. But they are SO new and it’s putting my teeth on edge so I can’t watch more than a scene or two at a time.

There are TPI members and regular BOTC players in California, even ones in Smosh-adjacent circles like Chris. I kind of hoped one of them could have guested, or at least coached an initial game or two of TB to get everyone used to play (and encouraged them to make use their multiple sets for whispers/private conversations, because whispers are pretty important but everyone is on the same couch, seemingly the whole time???)

NRB has Ben and Mara and Ken that help the less-experienced players sort out the information that they’re getting, which is helpful. Even in the beginning Fuckface and Carly could help the group with the solve and with bluffs.

On the other hand, Smosh may be able to build some new metas that could be fun to explore, since they have absolutely no experience outside of each other and their dynamics. So if we get more episodes then that could be exciting. A LOT of the Smosh cast have that willful insanity that, if they wrap their minds around the potential interactions, could result in EXCELLENT chaos.

Slowly making my way through the episode. May liveblog to relieve some of the tension.

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What a chaotic episode of House Rules, the images of Jon and Sully wearing the blindfolds are now burnt into my brain.

So here's drawings of them so that you have to see the cursed images too!

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BOARD GAME CLUB TOO LIFE IS PAIN

I've been moving (yay no longer homeless gang!), but this means I haven't yet had time to watch the live action BOTC and it is making me unwell. I won't get time until possibly Saturday, life is pain

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I've been moving (yay no longer homeless gang!), but this means I haven't yet had time to watch the live action BOTC and it is making me unwell. I won't get time until possibly Saturday, life is pain

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when the Dom monster goes meow 😳

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I am attracted to every person on NRB but none quite in the normal sexual attraction way. my desires for them are esoteric and varied between them

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manor house rules Cluedo is a house rules first in that they legitimately improved a game, in my gay little opinion. I love overcomplicated hidden role 1 v Many gamemaster-required Cluedo

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We're on a Escape from Dino Island - Mystery Quest ft Sullivan and Laurie lockdown.

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I love evil men

Click for better detail! ID under cut!

ID: A digital drawing of Dom from No Rolls Barred. He wears a red suit, a white dress shirt, a red tie, and black shoes. In his hand is a flame and two dice. He has two red horns on his head. He sits on a gold chair covered by a tan cover.

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one of dom's tamer breakdowns but it compels me thoroughly