enemy-to-the-state
enemy-to-the-state
bastard at large
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contact me via ouija board
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
enemy-to-the-state · 6 days ago
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May Sarton
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enemy-to-the-state · 22 days ago
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Mary Wollstonecraft Shelley, from her novel titled "The Last Man," published in 1826
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enemy-to-the-state · 4 months ago
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happy birthday to weed
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enemy-to-the-state · 4 months ago
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"blowing [someone's] brains out" sounds like it should be a sex thing tbh. missed opportunity.
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enemy-to-the-state · 4 months ago
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I call this the create a new problem technique
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enemy-to-the-state · 4 months ago
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>100,000 notes - mass market slop
10,000 notes - well executed crowd pleaser
1,000 notes - cult classic
100 notes - uncompromising avant-garde art for those of discerning taste
10 notes - misunderstood genius that the culture is not yet ready for
1 note - direct admission of suicidal ideation
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enemy-to-the-state · 4 months ago
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saying “i want him” about the character but not in a romantic or sexual way . i just Require him i need to Obtain him
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enemy-to-the-state · 4 months ago
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Switching between these every day
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enemy-to-the-state · 4 months ago
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what if you wore a shirt that featured a picture of you trying to claw your way out of the shirt with a horrid desperate expression and the text "THAT'S NOT ME THAT'S NOT ME I'M TRAPPED IN THE SHIRT"
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enemy-to-the-state · 4 months ago
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enemy-to-the-state · 4 months ago
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enemy-to-the-state · 4 months ago
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doing my taxes so late this year it's diabolical
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enemy-to-the-state · 4 months ago
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facebook marketplace listings within a 25 mile radius of you: One ugly rotten dog tooth. $470 NO LOWBALLS I KNOW WHAT I HAVE
facebook marketplace listings in a city 8 and a half hours away: the ark of the covenant $15 OBO
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enemy-to-the-state · 4 months ago
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Ngl i prefer the 2016 version purple on the right.
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enemy-to-the-state · 4 months ago
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enemy-to-the-state · 4 months ago
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guys what is the name of this genre of meme. i need more of it in my life
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enemy-to-the-state · 4 months ago
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Bro in the trenches
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