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happy birthday to weed

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"blowing [someone's] brains out" sounds like it should be a sex thing tbh. missed opportunity.

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I call this the create a new problem technique

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>100,000 notes - mass market slop

10,000 notes - well executed crowd pleaser

1,000 notes - cult classic

100 notes - uncompromising avant-garde art for those of discerning taste

10 notes - misunderstood genius that the culture is not yet ready for

1 note - direct admission of suicidal ideation

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saying “i want him” about the character but not in a romantic or sexual way . i just Require him i need to Obtain him

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Switching between these every day

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what if you wore a shirt that featured a picture of you trying to claw your way out of the shirt with a horrid desperate expression and the text "THAT'S NOT ME THAT'S NOT ME I'M TRAPPED IN THE SHIRT"

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doing my taxes so late this year it's diabolical

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facebook marketplace listings within a 25 mile radius of you: One ugly rotten dog tooth. $470 NO LOWBALLS I KNOW WHAT I HAVE

facebook marketplace listings in a city 8 and a half hours away: the ark of the covenant $15 OBO

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Ngl i prefer the 2016 version purple on the right.

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guys what is the name of this genre of meme. i need more of it in my life

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Bro in the trenches

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i need more posts in this genre

[ID 1: a screenshot of a post from yuttikkele

"hey gamers l've started watching star trek does anyone else see the romantic tension between captain kirk and mr. spock"

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[ID 2: a screenshot of a post from modernchemical

"watching death note with my family and after the college entrance episode my mom asked offhandedly if anyone had ever pictured L and light as a couple before. it felt like one single white dove had landed on a crystalline lake in a beautiful pure clearing. no i don't think anyone's ever thought of that before"

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i do so love my dad