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I decided as a little kid that my Undertale soul trait would be patience, and that got so intrinsically tied to my identity growing up that every now and then I'll look down at my chest and go "can you lock in" whenever something's pissing me off. So basically I'm like Kris if you ignore the everything

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OFFICIAL QIUYUAN DRIP MARKETING FOR WUTHERING WAVES VERSION 2.7 (2) 💫

side note: GUYS THIS IS NOT A DRILL- HE IS FINALLY HERE OH MY GOD I AM SCREAMING IN MY BEDROOM I WOKE UP A BIT EARLIER JUST TO PREPARE FOR THIS MAN IT'S WORTH IT IT'S WORTH IT HE IS BLIND BUT HE IS HOT AS FAWKKK I AM SO GOING TO BRING HIM HOME WITH MEEEE I DO NOT CARE !!!!!!!!!!!

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I am, mildly riled up after my dad showed a clip of one of kennedy's talking about the damn walmart shrimp

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*evil villain voice* it's time to say labyebye to your labubu you big fuckin lababy *woodchipper sounds*

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Dreamt i met two little kids named Vaphny Daphny (one name) and Diplet and I said "Are you fucking serious? Those are your fucking names?" And they started crying

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crossposting from bsky - glad I stopped using spotify when I did and that I unlinked it from my discord, but still

[ reddit thread | bsky post ]

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i know "yankee" is the british term for all us americans but as someone from the south its bewildering to hear. that person isnt a yankee theyre from california. that person is NOT a yankee theyre from alabama.

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sometimes its just like *street lights reflecting off the wet asphalt at night* maybe life isnt so ugly after all

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is that a wee dingloid in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

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theres so much happening here

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ahaha you sly dog! you bastard! [getting a little too comfortable] you wretched fucking animal

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Here at the Host Club we account for every possible taste in men: blond, evil, tall, babey, two of them, and girls

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My BG totally pwns your BG

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All I want is for Taylor Swift's major life events to pass by unnoticed by me. Please. This isn't even about the music anymore, I'm just so tired of knowing things about her.

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