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Happy Anniversary to the Kiss of All Time

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People ask me, “Eels? Why are you afraid of Eels?!” Listen they BAFFLE scientists, they all are spawned from one specific area of the ocean and move outwards and evolve into different species. They’re slimy, they have teeth! Look at them!!!!!

HEY EVERYONE AMAZING GROUND BREAKING NEWS FROM THE WORLD OF SCIENCE!

AFTER MANY HARROWING YEARS….

🎉💥✨WE FINALLY KNOW HOW EELS FUCK✨💥🎉

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They’d both be into the cheesiest lines, they’d think either of them saying something sappy would be the most wonderful thing ever

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good morning darling, i love you (he’s up early to prepare their date) [ID: This is a four-panels digital illustration of Edward and Stede from Our Flag Means Death. The scene takes place during a bright early morning, some time after they have reunited and made up. In this, Edward is asleep on their bed, sporting a short beard and shirtless, body turned towards the viewer. In the first 2 panels, only Stede’s hand is in the frame, gently brushing away a stray lock of hair from Ed’s face and caressing his cheek. In the third panel, Stede appears in the frame, dressed in his nightgown, yellow robe, and sporting a moustache. He leans over to kiss Ed on the cheek. Ed doesn’t wake, instead in the fourth panel he smiles dreamily in his sleep. Stede watches him with his own smile, completely besotted. /. End ID]

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heavy metal lover

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marmalade in bed

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one year ago today, happy birthday ofmd ❤️

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needed to sketch them out

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you and I

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KISS KISS

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A little lost scene from episode 3 perhaps

My Patreon

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Ed + Beard Appreciation

For @blakbonnet​

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he's like a cat

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can we please have a bts Stede and Ed pic

As I'm definitely not David Jenkins, I don't have anything like that to share. I did find this cool picture on Pinterest, though.

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HBOmax FYC–Our Flag Means Death: The one and only, Foot Touch™

“…The ship is overtaken, you’re being captured, and it doesn’t even matter to Stede in that moment because Blackbeard has come back. You’re both in shackles and handcuffs, lying down. So that buildup to that moment, tell me about getting to that point with your characters: what you kind of gone through, and what it all meant in that moment. Because even we see the foot slide over, ‘cause you can’t really like touch hands or connect but you did in that way.”

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telling your nefarious pirate bf a bedtime story so he doesn’t go to bed grumpy

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How wonderful life is while you're in the world