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you’ve heard of emotionally stable people, now get ready for
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Life is a game, where no one asks you if you wanna play it.
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Person: You always so quiet
Me: Bitch idk what to say
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am i the only one who is self conscious about my windshield wiper speed when it’s raining. like i gotta watch other cars to make sure im not being too dramatic
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I am an old person and tumblr is the porch
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hey when the fuck are things gonna get easier
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Roman Emperor Julius Caesar is overthrown (44BC)
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real Netflix and chill is like 30 minutes of “what do you want to watch” “I don’t care you choose” “no you choose”
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