enne-uni
enne-uni
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If there is anything I can promise to you, reader, it would be that I do not hate you.
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enne-uni · 6 hours ago
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i had a dream that time travel was invented and too many people choose to travel back in time to save the titanic from sinking (the question of whether unsinking of the titanic deserved so much attention in the face of human history was the subject of both heavy academic and online discourse), which caused a rift in the space-time-continuum that led to the titanic showing up indiscriminately all over the world’s oceans and sea in various states of sinking.
this caused a lot of issues both in terms of fixing said space-time-continuum and in terms of nautical navigation, and after a long and heavy battle in the international maritime organization it was decided that the bureaucratic burden of dealing with this was to be upon Ireland, much to their dismay. the Irish Government then released an app for all sailors and seafarers so they could report titanic sightings during their journeys, even though they heavily dissuaded you from reporting them given the paperwork it caused.
anyway i woke up with a clear image of the app in my head and needed to recreate it for all of you:
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enne-uni · 6 hours ago
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enne-uni · 17 hours ago
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Assuming you’re already dead or whatever
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enne-uni · 20 hours ago
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Played markers on the train :3
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enne-uni · 22 hours ago
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Uncomfortable facts of life:
Nobody's going to magically swoop in to rescue you. You can't just sit there and expect someone else to come save you. You have to get your shit together and do it yourself.
About 90% of the time, the "it" you have to do on your own is pushing yourself to walk up to someone else and use your words to say "hey I need help."
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enne-uni · 1 day ago
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when i say “that reminds me” & theres zero connection you just have to take my word for it theres no time to explain
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enne-uni · 1 day ago
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enne-uni · 1 day ago
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that one vocab test question haunts me so i drew it
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enne-uni · 2 days ago
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best friends to lovers is only good if theyre still best friends while theyre lovers
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enne-uni · 2 days ago
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have you guys done that “what kind of reader are you” quiz and if so what did you get
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enne-uni · 2 days ago
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What if we came up with our own ominous tagline, and put it out into the world as our own signs? I think that would be fun and I want some suggestions…I can make a poll later
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enne-uni · 2 days ago
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this terrible distant blurry shot of two pigeons is one of my favourite photos out of any pic I’ve ever taken I think
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enne-uni · 2 days ago
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Okay so, everybody talks about how authors love their commentors.
But I wanna talk about the author for the commentor.
I was walking home. My day was hitting a low. I was having a “looks insignificant on the outside, but huge on the inside” kind of issue. And with each minute passing, I was just getting sadder and angrier. So angry. My plans to make dinner gone out the window. No way am I making food feeling pissed out of my mind.
I reached home. Notifications pinged. Ao3. It was a reply to my comment. And let me tell you, my day turned around so fast. I was giddy and smiling like nothing bad ever happened. And it wasn’t even some extravagant reply. Just a simple “thanks for noticing that detail in my story. love ur username btw.” Bro, I fucken got down and made dinner.
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enne-uni · 2 days ago
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here's the story. i know expressvpn has been recommended in some 🏴‍☠️ how-to posts but it is not trustworthy. the parent company, kape technologies, not only used to distribute malate but has ties to multiple state surveillance agencies. and be careful where you look for info about good vpns, because kape technologies owns a bunch of "vpn review" sites too
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enne-uni · 2 days ago
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enne-uni · 3 days ago
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my eyes hurt help
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enne-uni · 3 days ago
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The sixth way is via: Norse Gods who are dual monster cards now (why not)
Honestly, I don’t think I’ve watched a series before that tortures the main character this much. It’s a children’s show. And I love it. Yu-Gi-Oh 5D’s is awesome.
Like yeah shounen protags get punched around a lot and they’re constantly on the verge of death, but these are card games. This series has come up with (at least) three ways to inflict physical pain on him in a card game. It hits harder since it’s not supposed to be there y’know.
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