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William Shatner what did you mean by this? Please tell us

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Breaking News: Bill said to keep queering

🫡🏳️‍🌈💫 Never fear sir, we shall keep making gay slash of your most iconic character forever!

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#same

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Love when Spock refuses to admit that he lies. Kirk will be blatantly like "Spock, I have seen you lie." and Spock is just like "I have no such ability, captain." Liar of all time.

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out of all the star trek chief engineers i think miles o’brien is the least likely to be a machinefucker. i think he loves his job but does not eroticize it. trip tucker is in the middle he would fuck a machine as long as it had tits and a sexy voice. b’elanna and geordi would go a step farther they would fuck a machine as long as it had a vaguely humanoid form but are happy to get pretty abstract with it. scotty would fuck the enterprise as is

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romulan commander: you’re so sexy and powerful….starfleet sucks for not promoting you to captain, join me and we can have heterosexual sex all the time and you’ll have command of your own ship

spock, who absolutely hates giving orders and only joined starfleet to prance around with his tricorder and flirt with hot captains: thanks I choose the execution actually

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My parents will never fully understand but I want salt in ways that would shut down my organ function

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im still not over the alternate universe episode and in fact may never be. youre telling me theres an evil fucked up universe where everythings evil and fucked up and instead of showing this by kirk and spock like. hating each other theyre still eternally devoted to each other just in a awful and twisted way. and this is meant to be normal and fine?.??????

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Star Trek conventions are so funny. After I got an autograph from somebody, I went to an empty table nearby so I could set my stuff down for a second while I put my autograph in a protective sleeve, and I hear somebody yell at Ethan Peck (whose table is across from the empty table) "HEY HOT SPOCK!" and I turn around because I want to know who the fuck just said that. And it was Jonathan Frakes.

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hey gamers I’ve started watching star trek does anyone else see the romantic tension between captain kirk and mr. spock

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and yes, they smoke weed

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who’s got that one gif of Captain Kirk doing this I Need it

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I find it so funny that having Pike wear a black undershirt with the green wrap shirt implies that, it is the proper way to wear the uniform and that Kirk is wearing it like that for slut whore reasons

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Star Trek conventions are so funny. After I got an autograph from somebody, I went to an empty table nearby so I could set my stuff down for a second while I put my autograph in a protective sleeve, and I hear somebody yell at Ethan Peck (whose table is across from the empty table) "HEY HOT SPOCK!" and I turn around because I want to know who the fuck just said that. And it was Jonathan Frakes.

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Sometimes Vulcan bonds are written as something that makes you collapse or even die if the other person is hurt.

Personally, I think it makes more sense that an injury in your bondmate, parent, or child should give you the strength to lift a car, like human mothers are supposed to be able to do, or dive into the water to save them if they're drowning.

Your bondmate is in trouble? Here's the absolute maximum strength and speed and mental acuity evolution can give you, good luck.

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Man, the end of this five-year mission is kind of a bummer…

Original from @ featherleafern on twitter

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