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my laptop: *starts hissing and wheezing and got her fans whirring on high speed*
me:
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WATCH FOR FROZEN BOTNETS, THAT NO MATTER HOW OLD OR NEW ARE ALL CONSISTENTLY CONSISTENT WITH THE OTHER VERSIONS OF THEMSELVES, NO MATTER THEIR AGES. ESSENTIALLY SET IN VARIOUS WAYS TO NEVER EVOLVE OR CHANGE, THOSE TYPES OF BOTNETS ARE ESSENTIALLY ALWAYS JUDGED AS RETARDED IN TERMS OF CRIMINAL SOPHISTICATION BY TIME TRAVELING CRIMINALS OR TIME TRAVELING MILITARIES OR TIME TRAVELING RESOURCE PIRATES FROM OUTSIDE THIS CLUSTER OF GALAXIES, AND DUE TO THOSE JUDGEMENTS, CONSISTENTLY ATTRACT CRIMINALS FROM OUTSIDE THIS AREA TO DIRECT THEIR ATTENTIONS THIS DIRECTION, HOPING FOR EASY SCORES
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WILLIAM ARTHUR PHILIP LOUIS ATE THREE LEFT EYE VIMES ONE RELATED TO EACH OF VLADIMIR SMIRSKY ENRIQUE TORTAS AND HONG FAT ON THE PLANET NAMED EARTH
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Barack Obama and Joe Biden
President & Vice President of The United States Of America
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The Original Human Homeworld
The Original Human Homeworld
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GET TO KNOW ME MEME: Star trek [2009]
I looked up your file while you were drooling on the floor. Your aptitude tests are off the charts, so what is it? If you’re half the man your father was, Jim, Starfleet could use you. You understand what the Federation is, don’t you? It’s important. It’s a peacekeeping and humanitarian armada… Your father was captain of a Starship for 12 minutes. He saved 800 lives, including your mother’s and yours. I dare you to do better.
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Your father was captain of a Starship for 12 minutes. He saved 800 lives, including your mother’s and yours. I dare you to do better.
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