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Sacabambaspis.

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Just asking for a friend of mine: can one be consider guilty in wizard court for murder if one may have turned one or more of their adventuring party members into stone statues?

I, I mean, my friend fully intends to turn them back to their original form once the quest is concluded.

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"save me, substance abuse!" i cry. before you can moralize to me about the dangers of addiction, a noble and powerful steed gallops into the room - my horse whom i have named "substance abuse". you learn an important lesson about making assumptions. i snort a line off its back

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stop listening to music and start listening to the sounds of nature. the “eagles?”The “rolling stones?” The “beetles?” Come into the beautiful forest with me and you will find all of those things friend…. I promise….If you just believe<3

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Deconstructing a walk by astral projecting around my neighborhood while using my treadmill

going for a proto-walk

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hey um. so sorry to tell you this, but op of that post plays toys kinda weird. yeah you should just block them, that's not how normal people play with toys

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Local goat discovers joy of painting

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Gay couple

Found at a garage sale in rural Midwest USA.

Didn't buy. I didn't want them haunting my kitchen.

(Ceramic Italian chef salt and pepper shaker set, potentially Sittre Ceramics from the 1970s)

clones

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My T-shirt with the entire text of Borges' theoretical Library of Babel is raising a lot of questions already answered by the shirt, somewhere.

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It’s hard to write a wizard song. You’ve got to make words rhyme, but you also make something cohesive and cogent. There are many times I’ve tried writing a wizard song and it’s just me angrily yelling the word “wizard staff!” over and over again over a loop.

And then i realize that i actually just got trapped in a music file and i have to fight my way out by killing the mythical RAM that everyone keeps installing in their computers.

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It’s hard to be an ornithologist and walk through a wood when all around you the world is shouting: “Bugger off, this is my bush! Aargh, the nest thief! Have sex with me, I can make my chest big and red!”

Terry Pratchett, Monstrous Regiment

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1977 rowlf puppet

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Got my casting wand stuck in a Chinese finger trap with my nemesis’s wand. I know how it’s supposed to work for getting it undone, but I know this bastard will take the moment I release my fierce pulling grip to steal my wand and make his a double wand.

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A cat I met in the woods yesterday

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i think one of the best parts about being a teenager in the early to mid 2010s was that cigarettes were definitely not cool anymore and vapes hadn’t popularized yet so my lungs made it out of my peak impressionable years relatively unscathed